'Two and a Half Men' Star -- Jonesing for a Ticket
"Two and a Half Men" star Angus T. Jones gave Maria Shriver a run for her money yesterday -- by not only parking in a red zone ... but also blocking one of the oldest-looking fire hydrants in all of L.A.

Angus T. Jones
Fortunately for the super rich 17-year-old ... he got outta there before cops took notice.

Scofflaw!!!