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Situation's Racial Joke

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Trump Roast

3/16/2011 1:45 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

The Situation's HORRIBLE live routine at the "Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump" was far more PAINFUL than it appeared on TV ... and TMZ has uncovered the TERRIBLE "jokes" that were cut from the broadcast.

Comedy Central
Among the crap that didn't make the cut -- a racial attempt at humor directed at Snoop Dogg

"Yo Snoop, what up dawg ... you know you have so much in common with Donald Trump?
Trump's ancestors were into real estate ... and your ancestors were considered property."

More terrible cracks ...

"I'm not from New Jersey ... I was born in Staten Island which is a New York borough ... not to be confused with the burro Marlee Matlin bl*ws onstage in Tijuana ... "

He continued, "Relax, she didn't even hear it ... I mean hey, at least her mouth is good for something right? Hey, that was definitely some great work Marlee  ... have you ever done anything else actually?"

Sitch ignored the boos and groans and continued ...

 "Larry King is rockin' the Armani diaper ... Seth MacFarlane is sporting Victoria's Secret ... panties. And Snoop is wearing a Louis Vuitton condom ... nah, I'm just kidding, he don't wear condoms, you know that!"

And it just didn't stop ...

"I like Larry King ... he's a playa ... he actually wrote a book named 'Mr. King Is Having a Heart Attack' ... he got that title from a hooker he was f**king."

One last parting shot for Trump:

"Trump is a good looking dude ... if your eyes are like Marlee Matlin's ears."

The Situation everybody. 

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91.

Raymond Marcano    

Hey it's a Roast and when you read them they are actually funny. We are the only nation mature enough to laugh at this stuff. It shows that we are past this stuff not for it. The audience took it completey out of text. He is not a comedian like he would be the first to say...period.

1225 days ago
92.

tasha    

OMG. it was absolutely painful to watch. I literally cringed and covered my eyes as he was talking. Thank god G. Ross came up and got him down. Dumb A** was talking about himself more than anything, further prooves what a doushe he is.

1225 days ago
93.

ace    

the black joke reads funny as hell

I think he's comes off as so arrogant nothing he says people would laugh at tho, to be a comedian people need to relate to you

1225 days ago
94.

DJ SINEMAXX    

Snoop should **** him up for that Sam. Slavery jokes are not cool you slimeball. You can't be dissin a brotha like that. You will get your Sitch Bitch.

1225 days ago
95.

sergio    

i like how they diss him about being racist , yet all you ****s thats commenting on here are ****ing racist as ****, yeah im italian and ill **** lazagna on ya lowlifes.... do something about it *****'s

1225 days ago
96.

Oval Beach    

What a waste of perfectly good cow s-h-i-t...at least put that cow s-h-i-t to good use as fertilizer in the garden or somethin'...what a waste. He's a worthless waste of cow s-h-i-t.

1225 days ago
97.

squilly    

everyone on the show made fun of her i agree with 14...just becuase sitch is a dbag noone laughed...

1225 days ago
98.

Amber    

Is this why the seating was different later in the show? I noticed Lisa was sitting next to Snoop and Sitch was down next to Jeff...hmmmm

1225 days ago
99.

petey    

That's the whole point to be brash and rude isn't it? Snoops ancestors were property... ect ect..

1225 days ago
100.

DG    

Are you kidding? He may be the king of douchebags but those jokes are hilarious! If Patton Oswald would have dropped those lines it would have been epic. I'm just sayin'.

1225 days ago
101.

Julie    

Never mind tasteless, that's expected at a Roast. But watching him last night was so horrible, I was embarrassed for him. He was so lame, he looked like such a douche, it was actually painful to watch. The audience tried to be nice at first, but after a while I guess they figured why bother. By the way, I'm pretty sure everyone made at least one jab toward Marley being deaf, NOT just Sitch.

1225 days ago
102.

Joe    

The jokes weren't bad, it was all in his delivery. Any of the comedians could have gotten laughs from those jokes.

And everyone on that stage has tanked before. It was actually impressive the way he kept right on going with his act.

1225 days ago
103.

Cody    

Obviously he isnt a comedian. Obviously he shouldnt be famous. And he clearly doesnt deserve any blame for that crap, whoever decided it was a good idea to put a "reality" tv "star" on a comedy show deserves to be fired.

1225 days ago
104.

seraf666    

Was I the only one laughing??? This is some great material!

1225 days ago
105.

The Doc Is In    

Watched last night. Simply painful

1225 days ago
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