(0:00) Harvey INSISTS he didn't just pee his pants ... instead, he blames our awkwardly constructed bathroom sinks.
(1:45) TMZ history lesson ... when Harvey started the website, he NEVER expected to do a TV show -- but we all know how that turned out.
(4:00) Shameless pitch for the TMZ Bus Tour! Go see it!
(5:00) Are comedians protected by free speech laws? Jason breaks it down.
(10:30) Question for Ryan -- our wrestling guru -- has he ever wrestled?
(12:00) Why is Harvey so hard on Daniel?
(16:35) Charles, Evan and Gary went to a NASCAR race this weekend. They found out Charles isn't the only Black person at the races!!!
(23:45) What was the first post on TMZ.com?
(24:45) The identity of the beautiful older lady pictured in two cubicles in our office is revealed.
(25:50) Twitter time! Questions about Charlie Sheen's alleged dog abuse, babies and TMZ, why Harvey gets so amped while talking about the "Teen Mom 2" fight, and Charles Manson.
(28:10) We talk to Kris -- our camera guy who had a heart-to-heart with Jeff Bridges last night.