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Lampanelli

Watch Me Piss Off Evil Westboro Church!!

5/20/2011 6:30 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF


Lisa Lampanelli has put the evil Westboro Baptist Church into one hell of a pickle -- they wanna protest her show tonight ... but for every hate-monger who shows up, she's gonna donate $1,000 to a pro-gay charity.

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Lisa is performing in Topeka, Kansas -- home of the evil church -- and when she got word that members of the church were planning to protest her show -- because she is such an outspoken supporter of gay rights -- Lisa hatched a plan.

She's going to donate $1,000 for every protestor that shows up ... to the Gay Men's Health Crisis -- the nation's oldest HIV/AIDS prevention, treatment and care services provider.

Lisa tells TMZ, "It's gonna be hilarious to write out the checks to the GMHC and have them send thank you notes to the WBC for their 'generous contributions.'"

"I'd love to see their inbred faces when they open those thank you notes! Hopefully their jaws will drop so fast that their three remaining teeth and cro-magnon foreheads will plummet to the floor."

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SantaFeJack    

An ingeniuous and generous idea from the wonderful and funny mind of Lisa Lamapanelli. Thanks, Lisa!

1221 days ago
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ThinkingWoman    

This is one smart woman. I love it. For the first time, I do hope this is not one of the pickets they back off from.

1221 days ago
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TXLady    

What a perfectly fantastic idea!! It's a win win for everybody!!

1221 days ago
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writenow    

Thanks Lisa!

1221 days ago
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tmz@frog.cc    

The Westboro Baptist Church is a perverse abomination against humans and God.

1221 days ago
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MassMama    

That is just friggin awesome! I just love the Queen of Mean!

1221 days ago
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LongJohn69    

I hope about 100,000 of them show up. Make Lisa put her money where her mouth is.

1221 days ago
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writenow    

P.S. But if we can get serious for a minute, since The Westboro Hate Group admit their travel costs are roughly 200k a year, could someone explain why our government hasn't challenged their exemption as a church? They clearly are supported by others, many others. I'd like to know who funds them. And as long as flight attendants can kick people off planes for looking funny, how about some flight attendants rally and toss 'em off. Or, better, why can't they make the "Do Not Fly" list?

Just a thought.

1221 days ago
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anni    

bah ha ha that will learn 'em, Lisa.

1221 days ago
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Rogue Warrior    

FYI, unless you're an utter douchebag, this is the kind of humor we EXPECT and PAY FOR, fucccck offf u OTHERS!!!

1221 days ago
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Phreaky    

Genius!

1221 days ago
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Cartman    

As long as no more than 2 people show up, of course. That unfunny chick doesn't have any money.

1221 days ago
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I Am Canadian    

Hey Lisa:
BRILLIANT!!!!!!

1221 days ago
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EatMe    

Brilliant!

1221 days ago
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jackmama311    

lisa, you rock! i love it.

1221 days ago
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