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Charlie Sheen:

'Killed By a Train? Nice Try Guys'

8/12/2011 7:25 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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Charlie Sheen has a message to the people at "Two and a Half Men" -- WARLOCKS CANNOT BE KILLED BY A TRAIN!!!!

TMZ has obtained the first promotional photo for Sheen's upcoming "Comedy Central Roast" -- where the obvious message seems to be that the CRAZY TRAIN is coming to town ... and Charlie's the conductor.

But Charlie tells TMZ there's a DEEPER message -- and it's aimed at the "Men" writers who killed off his character in a "meat explosion" with a metro-train ... saying, "Killed by a train? Nice try guys."

All aboard!


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1.

Joe    

Newspaper is the daily sheen.

nice.

1118 days ago
2.

Rotten Puppets    

Ironic Charlie gets his **** together when it's time to do a roast, go to a new show, etc.. Seems like he's been playing people a lot more than they want to accept or realize.

WARLOCK POWER!

1118 days ago
3.

tenley    

Please make it stop.

1118 days ago
4.

CelebJustice    

quit playing into this mediawhores games. enough with this crackhead, can we move on already? LOSING!

1118 days ago
5.

lisa    

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1117 days ago
6.

BarrysConspiracyWorld    

It's true. The mainstream media (MSM) would have you believe that Warlocks CAN be killed by a train, but in fact because of their use of above-top-secret nanotechnology, they have materials which protect them from all locomotive transportation.

Rock on, Warlock!

Lorre prolly doesn't even know about the 911 sham. (Which is actually true and horrific. Details can be found at Barry's Conspiracy World).

1117 days ago
7.

Jackie    

I thought he moved on. Looks like he can't get over it.

1117 days ago
8.

Ron Paul    

All aboard!

1117 days ago
9.

Cujeaux    

One person conditioned to rule and control
The media sells it and you live the role

1117 days ago
10.

Sammie    

I say let's boycott all things Sheen on TMZ and maybe they'll get the message "We Don't Care Anymore" since TMZ is his only tabloid outlet. Haven't seen a Sheen story anywhere else and what TMZ has here is not a story anyway. It's obvious Sheen sits around, dreaming up ways to try to keep himself relevant and the only place he calls is TMZ cuz they're the only ones who will actually print what he wants them to.

Hasn't anyone else noticed TMZ does the same thing with Lindsay Lohan? Can't say how many times 'ol Lindsay has been photographed coming out of bars in the middle of the night obviously drunk but you won't see that on TMZ. Pity. Used to be kind fun here but now it's just Sheen calling in a story for himself or some obscure NFL or B-Ball guy.

1117 days ago
11.

Disgusted    

Chuck you jumped the track when you killed off Charlie. You also jumped the shark. Charlie will do well in his new series. The new kid on the beach, not so much.

1117 days ago
12.

Ann    

But Charlie that's what you are a TRAIN WRECK!

1117 days ago
13.

some guy    

I lol'd. Charlie looks so srs.

1117 days ago
14.

toad    

Go away CS. You suck.

1117 days ago
15.

Mag    

OMG, this is going to be epic!!! Look at some of the passengers on the right....hahaha. Cannot wait to see his roast.

1117 days ago
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