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Michael Bay's Lady Friend

Decepticon-ly Tiny Bikini

9/7/2011 12:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

0906_michael_bay_splashWhat's the difference between Michael Bay and his lady friend's bikini bottom? Only one of them was extremely uptight in Miami yesterday.

FYI -- for your Googling pleasure, her name's Lauren Stoner. And duh, she's a model.


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1.

Charlene    

Sweet.

1140 days ago
2.

who dat    

Save your google effort. She looks better from behind.

1140 days ago
3.

LeeLoo    

Michael Bay is a plagiarist sexist pig. The concept of his crappy movie The Island was based off of a bad 1970s sci-fi movie called Parts: The Clonus Experiment. And it seems his choice of girlfriends is no less sexist than his idea of what a female character from any of his movies should be, young, dumb and stick thin with big breasts.

1140 days ago
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Birdsht    

Hmmm hole number one looks like it has 60,000k+ mileage on it already. The arse is tight

1140 days ago
5.

Frito     

Nice butt.

1140 days ago
6.

sean    

A couple hours in the sun, a couple hours doing that chick, then it's back to making crappy movies.

1140 days ago
7.

fresh's crew    

I dont smoke, but I would on that ass

1140 days ago
8.

mook    

Why is he wearing clothes on the beach?
Why is he wearing white after labor day?
What a d-bag.

He's not a good director, people just really, really like Transformers.

1140 days ago
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1    

gross she has no body at all guess millions of dollars cant get you a decent gf feed that biiitch some fried chicken

1140 days ago
10.

wow ew    

omg ew def a butter face. wtf is that!

1140 days ago
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Bad Motherhugger    

In order to do the "butt floss" thing... you need a butt!

1140 days ago
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Sterling713    

Yall are a bunch of homos, picking at her like that. She is freaking gorgeous. The closest any of you will ever get to a girl like that is looking at her on your moms computer screen.

1140 days ago
13.

darkness    

I googled her and she's hot. Anybody else think she looks like a blonde Megan Fox?

1140 days ago
14.

Jackie    

Not that pretty, but her azz is cute.

1140 days ago
15.

InformationTrafficker    

Is that a handprint on her right buttcheek?

That's concerning. This photo should have been zoomable

1140 days ago
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