What's the difference between Michael Bay and his lady friend's bikini bottom? Only one of them was extremely uptight in Miami yesterday.FYI -- for your Googling pleasure, her name's Lauren Stoner. And duh, she's a model.

What's the difference between Michael Bay and his lady friend's bikini bottom? Only one of them was extremely uptight in Miami yesterday.
Michael Bay is a plagiarist sexist pig. The concept of his crappy movie The Island was based off of a bad 1970s sci-fi movie called Parts: The Clonus Experiment. And it seems his choice of girlfriends is no less sexist than his idea of what a female character from any of his movies should be, young, dumb and stick thin with big breasts.
A couple hours in the sun, a couple hours doing that chick, then it's back to making crappy movies.
Why is he wearing clothes on the beach?
Why is he wearing white after labor day?
What a d-bag.
He's not a good director, people just really, really like Transformers.
gross she has no body at all guess millions of dollars cant get you a decent gf feed that biiitch some fried chicken
Yall are a bunch of homos, picking at her like that. She is freaking gorgeous. The closest any of you will ever get to a girl like that is looking at her on your moms computer screen.
Is that a handprint on her right buttcheek?
That's concerning. This photo should have been zoomable
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