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Michael Bay's Lady Friend

Decepticon-ly Tiny Bikini

9/7/2011 12:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

0906_michael_bay_splashWhat's the difference between Michael Bay and his lady friend's bikini bottom? Only one of them was extremely uptight in Miami yesterday.

FYI -- for your Googling pleasure, her name's Lauren Stoner. And duh, she's a model.


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Ace    

Awesome, from the neck down.

956 days ago
17.

puhleeeese    

They better stick to taking pictures of her butt. Much better than the front view.

956 days ago
18.

awards    

Bet she gets a Miss Wadsworth Award this morning!

956 days ago
19.

pimpc    

YES!!! Moose knuckle!!!

956 days ago
20.

Bella    

That's just not fair... why do I even try??

956 days ago
21.

Strokadellic    

You can often tell who paid to get their sh*t on here by which comments are being deleted.

956 days ago
22.

phyuck    

Nice...like a ripe peach. But I do agree with other comments about her face. I would classify her as "porn star" hot, but definitely not "model" hot.

956 days ago
23.

Dirty Soldier    

Dude..she is an Escort out of miami...Yaho image search and youll find her http://www.myspaceprofiles.org/profiles/29083347.html

No chick at 25 with no job and no education is driving "Lambos" and jetting to St. Tropez unless they escort.

956 days ago
24.

daimyo    

Is that a brown poo spot i see ...

956 days ago
25.

L    

I haven't googled to see her face yet.. but MAN, her butt looks gross. The shadow( I assume) from those nasty bottoms riding up her butt gives and nasty gaping bu--hole appearance.. foul.

956 days ago
26.

RealityBites    

Is this really a story? Who cares about her ass? She's nobody and her ass is nobody, he's nobody and they are doing nothing....

956 days ago
27.

cameron.l    

there are some nude pictures of her at http://www.eyeballson.com/nudes.htm

956 days ago
28.

Rogue Warrior    

All the fat ass house wives dissing on something that looks 100,000,000 times better than them! LMAO, so typically of fugly women to that, SHE IS AS FINE AS THEY COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

956 days ago
29.

nipples mugee    

Wow, be right back ..... rub rub rub.... bam.. Ok, I'm back. Nice nipples.

956 days ago
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nipples mugee    

And that would be 100000000000000000 times better rouge !

956 days ago
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