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Tanning Mom

I'm Soo Down with Jay-Z!!

5/7/2012 7:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF


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Tanning Mom
looks like she's 102-year-old bacon, but thinks she's a hip-hop fan in her 20s -- 'cause she was bumping Jay-Z loud enough to shatter the windows ... on her MINI-VAN!!

Tanning Mom -- aka Patricia Krentcil, aka Crypt Keeper, aka Burnt Beef Jerky -- was sitting in her driveway this weekend in Nutley, NJ blasting the only Jigga song you'd expect her to play ... "Young Forever."

While TM was chillin' to Jay ... she clearly got a little pissed off waiting for her husband.

Eventually, she stormed out of the car and back into the house ... showing off her severely over-tanned legs in a severely revealing outfit.

Just call us "jealous, fat, and ugly."

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Thurston Howell III    

This lady has a husband?

899 days ago
17.

heather    

Do you wonder how she got a man, I do!!! She is sooo ugly, she has to be good in bed!!!!!!

899 days ago
18.

Walter WalkerIII    

i have to listen to a commercial first? really?

899 days ago
19.

Charisma    

Does anyone else get the "feeling" that the teacher(s) should have called social services for the child's mother having severe mental problems WAY before the tanning incident. Every time I see I just think there has to be something wrong mentally.

Oh I know everyone parents differently, and there's no law about being a "weird" parent. She just doesn't give me that "I make responsible decisions" feeling.

899 days ago
20.

Dani    

All I can do is laugh! She's so ridiculous! It's just nasty. Her skin is going to just fall right off her wrinkly, nasty body. I pity that child for having to live with that insanity.

899 days ago
21.

lalaland    

I didn't know Depends had come out with a line of skirts.

899 days ago
22.

elle    

I'm normally a nice person but "stop giving this dark tanned wrinkled aged no-body publicity!

899 days ago
23.

Blue    

102 year old bacon, the Crypt Keeper, aka Burnt Beef Jerky, the jokes just keep writing themselve on this one.

899 days ago
24.

Annonymous    

This woman has serious issues. She is taking in all the media attention, showing off her underwear, and gone back to tanning. She obviously has an addiction to tanning, but she doesn't look like that she is missing her daughter too much. Hopefully dad is taking the best possible care of her, and sheltering her from this mess. I just hope she isn't in the system...that would be catastrophic in the mind of an 8 yr old girl. My thoughts are with the innocent girl caught up in this whole thing.

899 days ago
25.

S    

http://www.change.org/petitions/boycott-evelyn-lozada-don-t-support-evelyn-lozada-s-spinoff-show-ev-and-ocho-on-vh1

899 days ago
26.

niles    

Say what you will, she is what she is and has not backed down under the media onslaught. I give her a few toasted points for that much.

899 days ago
27.

karen    

Hahah always cracks me up.
Maybe she should meet JAY Z and Snoopy. aka "Snooki"

899 days ago
28.

happypat35    

Burnt Beef Jerky lives in NUT-ley, New Jersey.

899 days ago
29.

Lady Juliette    

And why do we care what music she likes? Why are you even writing about her. She's a idiot!

899 days ago
30.

AnonyMouse    

Aaaaaaand . . . . . her fifteen minutes are up. Next!

899 days ago
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