British 'Lauren Conrad' Bummed to a Crisp

5/10/2012 3:30 AM PDT

Lydia Bright the British 'Lauren Conrad' -- Bummed to a Crisp

Her name's Lydia Bright. She stars on a UK show called "The Only Way Is Essex" that's basically "The Hills" with English accents. And she DESPERATELY needs a bottle of sunblock.

Ass-PF 100, anyone?