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Tanning Mom

I'd Totally Do Playboy

... If They Asked

5/14/2012 8:52 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF



0514_tanning_splash_videoName: Tanning Mom ... aka Patricia Krentcil
Measurements: Don't wanna think about it
Turn Ons: UV Rays, carcinoma, cameras
Turn Offs: The movie "Powder" ... the bad guy in "Da Vinci Code"

Yes, Tanning Mom says she's willing to flaunt her sizzlin' hot body for Playboy ... if only they would ask. She's even been practicing her sexy poses.

But if a clothed Tanning Mom is more your speed ... you're in luck -- TM says she's been approached by multiple people interested in featuring her on a reality show.

Still, we gotta ask ...

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taz    

Nobody wants to see her shriveled gizzard. NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!

895 days ago
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jbeans    

Ewww...this is what's wrong with America...idiots get paid to be idiots! All these stupid reality shows for these freaks!!

895 days ago
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StoopidHead    

It would appear that 6% of the people taking this poll accidentally clicked on the wrong button.

895 days ago
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Kartrashian Klown    

I think she would look like the old lady in "There's Something About Mary:" And I also think Playboy would actually pay her to keep her clothes on.

895 days ago
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cjs    

Hustler would even say NO !!

895 days ago
6.

Steve    

Girl please!!

895 days ago
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Rhubino    

The curious 6% would no doubt be curious to see a colonoscopy on Kim K as well.

895 days ago
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FlamingoNut    

She's truly delusional.

895 days ago
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taz    

Always drunk or just retarded? Anyone else think her little red head kid looks like she has fetal alcohol syndrome? Yeah give her show, that's what the world needs. I hope there is some backlash against any one who wants to put this idiot on TV.

895 days ago
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msjakeman2    

Gross why would Playboy want to yuk up their pages with that?

895 days ago
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ihateskanks    

God this woman is so disgusting in every way imaginable

895 days ago
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BB not bb    

I think she was just teasing the camera guy saying, look there is my Playboy pose, when all she did was show her leg like in a bathing suit. I don't think she is about to do Playboy, but I could see her doing reality shows, like I said before. I would probably be watching, because she is pretty funny and tells it like it is as far as she sees it.


She looks fine. Whatever.

895 days ago
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KWDragon    

More proof that poor parenting and a questionable lifestyle can equate to a full-time job. Our society is in some serious trouble.

895 days ago
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pat    

Sh*t I just barfed

895 days ago
15.

ts    

she is either drunk or just completely crazy!

895 days ago
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