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Snooki

1ST PHOTO

Of Hairy Baby!!!

8/28/2012 3:45 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

Snooki leaves the hospital with baby Lorenzo LaValle.Son of Snooki was officially unleashed on Planet Earth today ... and TMZ has the very first pics of lil' Lorenzo LaValle and his mommy being carted out of the a New Jersey hospital.

You can't see much of Lorenzo's face ... only the top of his head ... which appears prime for gobs of gel and grease.

Mama Snooks was clutching her little boy with both arms ... holding him tighter than a cup of Ron-Ron Juice at Karma nightclub.

Snooki gave birth on Sunday ... but it appears she's already back to normal ... rocking a pair of platform wedges as she was wheeled back into reality ... TV ... as an MTV camera crew documented the entire thing.

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31.

Passion Of The Taint    

MORE LIKE DRUNKEN Z-PICKLED BABY....

694 days ago
32.

Hawley    

Why The Hell Is This News??? They ALL need to GO AWAY!!!

694 days ago
33.

Chase    

All that thick, black hair is to cover the '666' on its scalp.

694 days ago
34.

ithoughtitwasgum    

lmao she wore wedges to give birth, so chic..x

694 days ago
35.

kim is a publicity whore    

WOW. POOR CHILD. CAMERAS ALREADY AND HE HASN'T EVEN A MONTH YET ON THIS PLANET.

694 days ago
36.

YdoIreadthisstuff    

I don't care that she had a baby. I really don't!

694 days ago
37.

moxie    

Awwww, what a cute little bas tard. Oh, and nice arm tatoo, you sleazy broad.

694 days ago
38.

Gretel    

Never in my life have I seen a new mother with a baby who made me grit my teeth and wrinkle my nose in disgust. This is a first. She is a hog and now she has a piglet. She's probably drunk on her ass by now.

694 days ago
39.

Peter Hobson    

Please no more!! I could be soooo happy never hearing about her again.

694 days ago
40.

karli    

aww <3 congrats snooki!! :D cant wait to see more pics of the baby ^_^ kids r amazing!!

694 days ago
41.

The New Improved Sock Puppet    

Just the thought of that thing being expelled from Snooki's vagina is nauseating. Sort of like something that might pop out of a sewer pipe.

694 days ago
42.

VidaDePecados    

Put It Back In!!!!! Put It Back In!!!!! Put It Back In!!!!!

694 days ago
43.

oink    

Why is she holding it, it can walk.......!!!

694 days ago
44.

kitnplayn    

Lots of hair on the head of the bastard child who is going to grow up with anger, excess and no character.

694 days ago
45.

There's a problem here    

She's probably pounding booze and nursing the kid to get it to shut up and go to sleep by now.

694 days ago
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