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Jessica Simpson

My Boobs Are TOO BIG to Go Running

9/5/2012 6:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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Jessica Simpson has two huge obstacles to overcome on her quest for her old bod ... her giant boobs ... 'cause Jessica says they've gotten so big, she can't go running.

Simpson is finally discussing her tremendous weight gain to People.com, claiming she packed on the pounds during her pregnancy because "It was the first time I was ever pregnant, and I wanted to enjoy it."

Jess says she loaded up on mac and cheese and other crap that's delicious but terrible for you ... because "I didn't realize [the weight] didn't all come off with the baby."

Of course she didn't.

Now, Simpson is working out with a fancy Hollywood trainer ... but refuses to go running because she doesn't want to end up with two self-induced black eyes ...saying, "My boobs are way too big to run at this point."

Despite all the fatness, Simpson is committed to revealing her new, skinnier, Weight-Watchers assisted body on September 10 ... on Katie Couric's new show. Can't wait.

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61.

M    

"Despite all the fatness" -- what the ****? That's rude.

723 days ago
62.

magica    

Can she get more enormous? Don't tell me her husband is still in the picture. Run!

723 days ago
63.

stargazer    

I'm calling BS on this story. Oh and how very TMZ of you to use photos that were taken only a week or so after she had her baby. She's lost quite a bit of weight since then and has been seen running, so that right there proves this story is false. She also was well aware of the fact that she wouldn't lose all the weight with the baby, she was on talk shows prior to giving birth talking about having to lose it after the baby was born. And to all the people commenting on how much weight she gained, it was 66 lbs, which isn't unheard of. This is just another attempt by TMZ to make fun of her. Why haven't you done a story about how Pink gained just as much weight with her last child and still hasn't any of it? Plenty of other celebrities gained just as much weight. I've seen Jessica recently and she looks beautiful.

723 days ago
64.

verlinda    

Blah blah blah

723 days ago
65.

Nvts    

YIKES.............!!!!...........Table for 8?????

723 days ago
66.

Passion Of The Taint    

Anna Nicole Smith is back!!!!!!

723 days ago
67.

Passion Of The Taint    

THAT'S A BIG BITCH!!!!!

NICK IS LOOKING AT THIS PIC AND LAUGHING...

723 days ago
68.

C5G5    

She hot huge before she ever got pregnant.

723 days ago
69.

Jean    

wish folks would lay off her a bit. so many people gain too much weight while pregnant. she;s working on it, eventually it will come off. She should take her time and actually spend time with the baby, unlike some of the famous moms who spend the 1st month of their kid's life working out or having surgery just so they can look good on TMZ.

723 days ago
70.

Jordan    

I do not believe jessica will be on katie curic show sept 10 that show was shot months ago and jessica did not loose that much wiehgt,

723 days ago
71.

PPC    

Though these pictures are old, she is very lazy, drinks a lot and eats bad, regardless of the amount of money she is being paid to lose weight. She can always ride a stationary bike or use other cardio machines. That being said, her body, in pink bikini, for the Dukes of Hazzard movie was absolutely insane. Of course, she cheated on her husband a couple of times during that stretch - but wow! I guess karma has caught up with her. Her fiancee is probably thinking he didn't sign up for her new "look." At least she has money, but a tight prenup too.

723 days ago
72.

Sapphiegirl    

Jessica Simpson is NORMAL!!!!! TMZ (AND ALL OTHER MEDIA) NEEDS TO LEAVE HER WEIGHT ALONE! MOST WOMEN WHO GIVE BIRTH HAVE TO STUGGLE JUST AS JESSICA SIMPSON IS TO LOSE THE BABY WEIGHT!!! ONLY RICH CELEBS CAN AFFORD TO LOSE THE WEIGHT SO QUICKLY (ESPECIALLY SINCE THEY DON'T HAVE TO WORK EVERY DAY). JESSICA'S WEIGHT LOSS STRUGGLES ARE COMPLETELY NORMAL FOR A WOMAN WHO GAVE BIRTH! STOP MESSING WITH YOUNG PEOPLES MINDS RE THE SKINNY ****!

723 days ago
73.

ragu4u    

Brrrrrrrrrrr-ummmmmmmmmm-ski!

723 days ago
74.

FruitSalad    

She needs to smoke some crack or something.

723 days ago
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Poopey Poopstein    

Her boobs are not the only thing too big! Whew.. Chestica! You really need to lay off the taters..

723 days ago
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