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Emile Hirsch

Pees In Front of Nightclub

12/5/2012 2:30 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

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With a functioning bathroom just feet away, "Savages" star Emile Hirsch relieved himself outside a West Hollywood nightclub last night ... surrounded by strangers ... directly onto an innocent cactus.

AND HIS FACE IS PRICELESS.

Hirsch was outside Bootsy Bellows nightclub on the famous Sunset Strip -- along with his trusty red Solo cup -- when nature called ... and clearly ... the guy didn't feel like waiting in line to use the club's restroom. (It happens to the best of us.)

We're told the cactus is refusing to press charges.

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PatelDee    

my buddy's step-mother makes $73/hour on the laptop. She has been fired for five months but last month her pay was $16532 just working on the laptop for a few hours. Go to this web site and read more View More

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Sarah    

The look on his face. classic!

684 days ago
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Lydia    

Ugh. One time I was at a Whataburger drive through at about midnight and there was a long line and the dude in front of me in a truck got out the driver's door and peed right there next to his open door! Right where I could see him. If I only had a taser that shot from 10 feet away. PIG!

684 days ago
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Michelle    

I'm more concerned about the red cup. I hope he doesn't plan on drinking out of that cup considering it was in the splash zone.

684 days ago
20.

soobeedoo    

Grosssssss!!!!! Anyway, who is it?? Never heard of it.

684 days ago
21.

TruthBTold    

This is not a race issue, its a gender issue! Men always think they can 'whip it out' *chuckles a little bit* anywhere, just because its convenient!

684 days ago
22.

TrixLaRue    

Hope he didn't hit the cup!

684 days ago
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1    

It doesn´t excuse the other pissers.

684 days ago
24.

joejava68    

What a fool.must have voted for obama

684 days ago
25.

Majestik    

He's lucky he wasn't caught squatting over the cup. Geez.

684 days ago
26.

lynn    

insert any number of "prick" jokes here......

684 days ago
27.

lilslam30    

Does anyone notice how small that black bar is

684 days ago
28.

Majestik    

What a fool, you must've failed English 101.

684 days ago
29.

Kim    

This is considered a sexual offense! I hope TMZ doesn't get him in trouble.

684 days ago
30.

Woot    

PIG!

684 days ago
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