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Emile Hirsch

Pees In Front of Nightclub

12/5/2012 2:30 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

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With a functioning bathroom just feet away, "Savages" star Emile Hirsch relieved himself outside a West Hollywood nightclub last night ... surrounded by strangers ... directly onto an innocent cactus.

AND HIS FACE IS PRICELESS.

Hirsch was outside Bootsy Bellows nightclub on the famous Sunset Strip -- along with his trusty red Solo cup -- when nature called ... and clearly ... the guy didn't feel like waiting in line to use the club's restroom. (It happens to the best of us.)

We're told the cactus is refusing to press charges.

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31.

2idiots    

was he at the opening night of Club Kardashian?

684 days ago
32.

kitnplayn    

Americans are dirty, vulgar and uncivilized. You think you can piss wherever you're standing like the dogs that you are. American soldiers proudly pissed on dead bodies. That's cold and empty inside.

684 days ago
33.

Mumra the Ever Living    

Lindsay Lohan will be falling over that Cactus any moment now.

684 days ago
34.

Tammy    

Come on, TMZ! You couldn't help the guy out by drawing a bigger box?

684 days ago
35.

verlinda    

No Class

684 days ago
36.

fargone    

Cactus thrive on acidic moisture. By the size of the source it didn't recieve enough fluid to do any damage.

684 days ago
37.

LISA    

LOL! His face IS priceless. Not good for business and kinda gross, though. He is going to be so embarrassed .... especially if he finds out TMZ staff were laughing at the smallness of the black out bar on the live show!

684 days ago
38.

lauren    

good thing he didn't wiz in his red go cup. oh crap, dnt have those in la...

684 days ago
39.

girlshark    

His faded 80s denim jacket is equally offensive.

684 days ago
40.

BellaJ    

He should be careful or he will end up on Megan's Law for indecent exposure in public!

684 days ago
41.

Gretel    

I'm kind of shaking my head that if he's drunk enough on a Tuesday night to pee on a potted plant I think the boy might have a problem. If you *must* pee outside at least find an alley.

684 days ago
42.

Sonja    

WTF, LOL ... at least pee around the back of the building.. or something..if you are IN the building you can use the restrooms.. no?? And yes to #1 getting caught peeing in public will indeed land you with a sex offender charge/conviction.. pretty crazy!

684 days ago
43.

dontgivearatsass    

Looks droopy... same can be said of the cactus!!!

684 days ago
44.

Wicked Witch    

Red Cup...Red Cup...Red Cup...

684 days ago
45.

zombie    

What is he, two ft tall? Little midget.

684 days ago
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