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Emile Hirsch

Pees In Front of Nightclub

12/5/2012 2:30 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

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With a functioning bathroom just feet away, "Savages" star Emile Hirsch relieved himself outside a West Hollywood nightclub last night ... surrounded by strangers ... directly onto an innocent cactus.

AND HIS FACE IS PRICELESS.

Hirsch was outside Bootsy Bellows nightclub on the famous Sunset Strip -- along with his trusty red Solo cup -- when nature called ... and clearly ... the guy didn't feel like waiting in line to use the club's restroom. (It happens to the best of us.)

We're told the cactus is refusing to press charges.

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76.

Marty    

It is a common misconception that agaves are cacti. They are not related to cacti, nor are they closely related to Aloe whose leaves are similar in appearance.
The so called cactus is an agave americana, commonly known as the century plant.
You guys really need a proof reader at TMZ

498 days ago
77.

Parker    

must be a small penis....look how small that lil black square is!

498 days ago
78.

kromen    

I bet he picked up that cup again. Notice the dribble stains next to it.? Lousy aim, that one.

498 days ago
79.

Soblino    

Trust me, your still not in your movie "Into The Wild". In fact, Hollywood is indeed a wild place.:)

498 days ago
80.

Glam    

uhm that doesnt look like a cactus what so ever, looks like a large aloe vera plant...!! I have many!

498 days ago
81.

Imola    

So common - I see drunks urinating at Universal Studios Hollywood CityWalk all the time due to the clubs and bars there. They urinate in the dark corners of the parking garages. These are the same garages the paying customers with families use to go to the theme park and CityWalk. They are treated to a STRONG urine smell - and in some places POOLS of urine!

498 days ago
82.

Slim Whitman    

Maybe he's embarassed that he's NOT cir***cised ? and ...... he's got a 1 " PECKER ?

498 days ago
83.

Spencer B in MD    

Ugh - The devolving of society. I will make sure to avoid supporting anything Emile Hirsch is in. Classless.

498 days ago
84.

Gladiator007    

Unbelievable at all you judgemental pricks... Who are you to sit there and name call and bash this guy when you know not what type of situation he was in. It's easy to sit behind your computers and munch on Cheetos and judge people that you have no idea what situation they might be in. *******s..

498 days ago
85.

JJ    

Well ain't that a pisser!

498 days ago
86.

wanderlust    

He's still Hot

498 days ago
87.

NOT ELMO    

Arrest His Ass......

498 days ago
88.

Mentok the Mind-Taker    

Couldn't he at least go Into The Wild to do it? Does he possibly have Neanderthal traits and is actually marking his territory here in the hope that the scent of his pheromones will help him attract a member of the opposite text. He should try hypnotism like me.

498 days ago
89.

Kandi    

Could that square be any smaller. lol

498 days ago
90.

Northerner    

that expression is absolutely priceless!!!

this is one time i love seeing a paparazoo in the right place at the right time!!

hope TMZ never lets him live it down!!

498 days ago
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