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Lindsay Lohan

I Don't Do Bar Mitzvahs!

12/17/2012 3:22 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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13-year-old Jewish boys will have to come of age WITHOUT Lindsay Lohan's help -- because the actress does not do Bar Mitzvahs ... despite recent claims by a talent agency trying to pimp her out for small-scale appearances.

A North Carolina company called 123 Talent recently sent out mass emails, offering to book Lindsay for personal appearances, weddings, and Bar Mitzvahs.

A booking fee isn't listed on the message -- but Lindsay's film credits are ... "The Parent Trap," "I Know Who Killed Me," and that creepy Disney movie with Tyra Banks called "Life-Size."

And now, Lindsay's pissed -- insisting her career hasn't sunk so low that she'd be forced to do anything like a Bar Mitzvah or a wedding ... not yet anyway.

What's more -- sources close to the actress tell us, Lindsay NEVER signed a deal with 123 Talent and never agreed to let them represent her in any way ... so the email is totally bogus.

The CEO of 123 Talent -- which still claims to represent Lindsay on its website -- tells us, the pitch was NOT bogus but Lindsay's team has since "decided to go in another direction."

The CEO added, "Unfortunately, we are not working with Lindsay Lohan."

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76.

ilovegossip    

Oh Red Cloud...how you like to lie. You were touting BIG SCREEN all year, until January, when she already had 2 (small screen/netflix) movies in the bag, that you changed your tune to "3 movies" instead of 3 BIG SCREEN movies.

You also said she would do Gotti, and you were wrong. You said that after she was off Formal Probation that the offers would come rolling in. And they haven't. You said after Liz and Dick and the big success that it would be, the offers will come rushing in, and they haven't.

You were wrong, have been wrong every year so far, and will always be wrong.

619 days ago
77.

Jordan    

Of Coarse Lindsay wants to do Bar Mitzvahas the Bar Mitzvah boy makes alot of cash that day, and Lindsay is not below stealing from a 13 year old.

619 days ago
78.

Zephyr, Enemy of #LittleWhores    

RED CLOUD
Don't know anything about Liz Taylor, but I know Lindsay will get it down as correct as correct could possibly be. She is aware of the opportunity here and has more than enough talent to get it right. Of course you cannot understand this if you're a delusional nut job hater. Now exactly what do you "think" she's doing instead of preparing??? Is she coking and drinking and punching people and stealing???? Is she, really?
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RED CLOUD

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Liz will be her best performance, and the best is yet to come on the big screen. She's HUNGRY for redemption and a comeback. How are you people so blind?????
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absolutely gone this time........................
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I'll bet this tweet pizzes of haters. You expected Lindsay to get dumped from this movie and you thought no actor would want to be in a movie with LL, right? Lindsay's climb up the ladder doesn't make you feel good, right Nikki?
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RED CLOUD
MAXIMUM LOL!!! Check out the article below. I always knew haters had serious mental problems. And what's really pathetic is the fact that you really, really miss the drunk and stoned Lindsay from two(2) years ago. You just cannot accept and tolerate the fact that the Lindsay of 2012 is NOT the Lindsay of 2010. She's improving and shaping up and that doesn't make you feel good. You need to hate. You really do...
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RED CLOUD
ILG,
Your timing for catching me here is accurate, I'll give you that. But I think Gotti will prove to be one more instance of haters being wrong again, as usual. Is Lindsay in the movie? Don't know yet. She is still connected to the movie and the fact that it was delayed could turn out to be a major stroke of good luck for her. Keep in mind she's on the site for one reason, and that is because she is not completely and totally and irrevocably out of the movie.
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Fiorefilmsllc.com
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http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2012/05/31/john_travoltas_gotti_film_still_on_tra
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BTW, Liz And Dick will be a major step up for Lindsay and haters are worried, right?? HEHEHEHE!!!!
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619 days ago
79.

Chief Gall    

Haters were absolutely certain Lindsay would get zero, nothing. She got three acting jobs. She will get two or more in 2013.

619 days ago
80.

Lee    

Bar Mitzvah?? Jews don't do pigs!!!

619 days ago
81.

Zephyr, Enemy of #LittleWhores    

RED CLOUD
You poor delusional haters are really cracking up. SMLOL!!!!! Can't stand the fact that she's not in jail, right? She's RISING!! This movie will prove it, and you WILL be pizzed. Can't wait to see her in Gotti and other big screen roles. Lindsay's millions of fans are chuckling at you. Feather tap on the head.
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RED CLOUD
Larry Thompson sure is happy with Lindsay. And the physical resemblance is strong enough for Lindsay and GB to convince viewers they're looking at Liz and Dick. Can't wait for the acting. Damn, she will be good in this film!!!!!
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RED CLOUD
Damn, Lindsay is one hot woman!!!! She's looking more and more like LT each day. C'mon haters, you know this is likely to be Lindsay's comeback moment. Her acting will be superb and the reviews will be positive and the audience will be huge and that's what frightens you.
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RED CLOUD

"Lindsay has a lot of very exciting projects that she is being offered and she is truly committed to getting her life back on track," a source close to the actress tells RadarOnline.com.
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MAXIMUM LOL!!!!! So Lindsay is not in Gotti. AAAHHHH, but what other big screen roles does she have??? She's headed for the big screen and NOT jail. This FACT is very upsetting to haters. I'll bet $$$ you don't want to believe she has movie deals lined up. Who will be the first clown to say it's BS from Honig or Dina? Haters are so ridiculous and delusional and terrified of a Lindsay Lohan comeback that you actually think the Woody Allen dinner was BS and Lindsay was forcing herself on him and he didn't want to be bothered and she followed him out of the restaurant for a photo-op to make it look like they were together. Are you clowns actually serious about this? Will you grow up for fk sake!!!
SMLOL!!!!!!!!
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RED CLOUD
On the toilet again. Lindsay sure is prettty as Liz. Damn, she will look good!!!! Acting will be superb because she's a perfectionist. Grant will tell you, Larry T will tell you, Jane< Meryl, Robert Altman, Gary Marshall. People who actually KNOW WHAt THEYT"RE TALKING AND THINKING about will tell you. But haters??? Haters???? Poor things. They actually anticipate jail???? SMLOL!!!!!! The big screen is where she's going. You know it and you can't deal with it. Toughh zhitt!!!! I'll stop annoying you wuith reality for the time being....
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RED CLOUD
C'mon, the big screen is inevitable and you know it. Doesn't matter if it's rumored at this point. It's gonna happen. Deal with it.
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619 days ago
82.

tenley    

This embarrasses her but not being a working girl for men in Dubai?

619 days ago
83.

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619 days ago
84.

pattycakes not to be confused with pattycake    

Like vinsetta said on an earlier thread, if a good enough offer was made for one of these events, like 1 mil. She could be bought. It's not about the affair she would have to appear at but the wealth of the party making the request. And I don't think where the money came from would matter, though it should.

619 days ago
85.

Chief Gall    

Chief Gall

Haters were absolutely certain Lindsay would get zero, nothing. She got three acting jobs. She will get two or more in 2013.
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BTW, do haters actually still think Lindsay stalked Woody Allen, and he rolled his eyes and did not want to be bothered? Are you really that ridiculous?
LOL!!!!
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gone.................

619 days ago
86.

Andyconda    

here you go red cloud scarlet J is booked all the way up until 2015
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2015 The Avengers 2 (announced)
Natasha Romanoff (rumored) / Black Widow
(rumored)

2014 Captain America: The Winter Soldier (pre-production)
Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow

2013 Don Jon's Addiction (completed)

2012 Under the Skin (completed)
Laura

2012 Hitch****
Janet Leigh

2012 The Avengers
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amanda S
Pete and Goat (pre-production)
Jenny

2013 Wonderful Tonight (pre-production)

2013 Epic (post-production)
Mary Katherine (voice)

2013 The Big Wedding (completed)
Missy O'Connor

2013 Lovelace (completed)
Linda Lovelace

2012 Les Misérables
Cosette

2012/I Gone
Jill

2012 The End of Love

619 days ago
87.

MADISYN, LIAISON TO THE H8TURDS!!    

Majestic, where is it that you 'hang' and want me to join you? I'd love too . . .

619 days ago
88.

SPAM    

Maybe on her way back to Los Angeles to face the music for her Next felonies, Linds will smash a champagne glass in the pilot's face so that we can add Federal Air Piracy to her Marshmallow Man-brand list of civil disobedience.

Once in L.A. and the handcuffs are on, Linds won't remember that she waived her right to bail and to appeal predictable future probation violation charges when she was tweaking on coke, meth, and Adderall in the Courtroom, dying to get back to the Chateau for some more pitchers of vodka.

Meanwhile, back in New York, a group of virginal Girls Scouts have been reported clamslammed, and authorities have been concentrating their investigation "close to" several luxury hotels.......

619 days ago
89.

rouge    

Thought at first read that she was starting to realize the gravity of the financial situation, maybe making an attempt to source revenue, step up to the plate and creatively find work (which, if true, should be applauded, after all, she's been soundly bashed for doing nothing to extricate herself from the situation)..apparently overestimated her grasp on reality - What a suprise!

619 days ago
90.

Andyconda    

her career is as dead as Jim Varney ..
maybe she can take over for him..

619 days ago
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