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Michael Lohan

My Daughter Is

Not a Hooker

1/16/2013 9:43 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Lindsay Lohan
is NOT banging rich dudes for money ... despite reports she's a highly paid escort -- so says her father.

Michael Lohan is quoted in the reports in question, saying Lindsay is "getting paid to date rich men." According to the reports, these dates last for several days and the men shower her with lavish gifts like jewelry.

One alleged client is the third in line for the throne of Brunei, who allegedly paid Lindsay $100,000 to celebrate New Year's with him in London.

But Michael insists he was misquoted -- telling TMZ, "By absolutely NO MEANS did I ever make such a statement ... EVER!"

He adds, "Sure, Lindsay and [other celebs] make personal appearances and get paid for it! Sure, she and they get paid to go to birthday parties and other occasions! But for sex? Are you kidding me? I would never say that because she would NEVER do that and it NEVER happened!"

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181.

LLsez    

Welcome back FU!!! The audible gasping & glass smashing has not been the same without you.
Smooth move I hope.

553 days ago
182.

jc    

From BG.....Some seem to think it's about Liho and that "Prince" in London.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Daily Mirror] Which starlet has bruises all over her legs because her current bed buddy likes it Fifty Shades of Grey rough? Kinky!

Starlet:

Bed Buddy:

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Hhhhhmmmmmmmmmm!

553 days ago
183.

Majestik    

I can't but remember a conversation way back when. My sister-in-law had a stripper and her boyfriend living in her basement suite. Dude used to brag that if his old lady did a couple of lines of coke she could suck for hours.
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Wealthy OLD MEN = Viagara.
Smeghan + 2 line of coke = 4 hour BJ.
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I can just see the 70 to 80 crowd sitting around the country club bragging about which one lasted the longest before giving her a cream facial. Better yet, that age old argument, SPITS OR SWALLOWS. You know those wealthy old boys would be putting dollars on the table for betting.

553 days ago
184.

kitnplayn    

Oh please. Of course she is.

553 days ago
185.

Grandma Cracker    

So what did i miss today?

553 days ago
186.

cici    

THIS IS FROM 2010. YOU GUYS ARE 3 YEARS LATE AND $2 SHORT ON THE STORY.

How LiLo Overplayed Her Hand with a Bungled European Escort Gig
Billionaire Richard Lugner—Austria's prince of nouveau riche—pays an estimated $150K each year for a celebrity escort to the Vienna Opera Ball. Lindsay Lohan landed this year's gig—but apparently bungled the details so badly, Lugner said das fuggedaboudit.

Every year, four-time divorcé Lugner horrifies Viennese high society anew by paying for the most inappropriate date possible, then basking in the light of a thousand flashbulbs. He's had some triumphs (Sophia Loren in 1995) but in general, standing next to Lugner means you are either over the hill (Ivana Trump in 1994, Carmen Electra in 2005, and Dita von Teese in 2008 was arguably a turning point to overexposure) or never had much dignity to begin with (Paris Hilton in 2007, Pam Anderson and Kid Rock in 2003).

LiLo had reservations about Lugner from the beginning. First she reportedly asked Lugner if he could reschedule the ball. (Um, no.) She needed the hotel minibar destroyed in advance. She refused to vet her gown. The final straw: She missed her flight to Vienna, and "her card's credit limit was not high enough" to pay the private jet to wait, Lugner said, backhandedly acknowledging that the ordeal was mostly transactional. She rejected a second, shared aircraft because "she would not be able to get any sleep while traveling in it." Also, Lindsay had to wash her hair that night, and had a headache, and felt a cold coming on.

Which is too bad, because high-end escorting would be a good way for Lindsay to earn her nut.

The painful truth is that, at the tender age of 23, Lindsay—like so many of Lugner's beauties—is past her prime. She was a child and teen star, and she is neither child nor teen anymore. Her dignity dissipated somewhere around the fourth time forgetting panties, her acting career buckled, and so did her forays into fashion and music. Lindsay does, however, have one great talent: Looking fabulously dramatic and gloriously skanky amid luxury. (She's still landing tragically hip magazine covers, and remember St. Bart's? The girl was born to cavort in bikinis on yachts.) Which is why being a high-end party-for-pay girl is not a bad choice—in fact, she would excel at it. This is not the same, mind you, as being a prostitute. It's more like being a Hooters shooter girl to the global elite. Think Tara Reid hosting NYE parties at European mega-clubs and attending shindigs in Dubai. Since Lindsay was legitimately A-list once, she'd be the most high-priced jewel in the international starlet-collecting jetset's crown.

High-end escorting is no less dignified than what Lindsay's doing stateside (tabloid confessionals about hoarding?) and if she actually sticks with this "saving the children of the world" thing, she'll have plenty of time for that, too. She might even meet (male) foreign dignitaries who can help her.

But the best thing about international pay-for-partying is that she will get out of the U.S. press for a while. When she returns, we'll hate her less (look how nice everyone was about Tara Reid's engagement) and she'll be able to afford the things she wants, that Americans won't give her anymore. (Champagne no longer runs freely for little LiLo.) If the young girl goes west, west, and still further west she'll traverse the wider world, where she is still a spring chicken. In Austria, they call Lindsay "Disney's fallen princess." Here, she's just "fallen."

553 days ago
187.

cici    

THIS IS FROM 2010. YOU GUYS ARE 3 YEARS LATE AND $2 SHORT ON THE STORY.

How LiLo Overplayed Her Hand with a Bungled European Escort Gig
Billionaire Richard Lugner—Austria's prince of nouveau riche—pays an estimated $150K each year for a celebrity escort to the Vienna Opera Ball. Lindsay Lohan landed this year's gig—but apparently bungled the details so badly, Lugner said das fuggedaboudit.

Every year, four-time divorcé Lugner horrifies Viennese high society anew by paying for the most inappropriate date possible, then basking in the light of a thousand flashbulbs. He's had some triumphs (Sophia Loren in 1995) but in general, standing next to Lugner means you are either over the hill (Ivana Trump in 1994, Carmen Electra in 2005, and Dita von Teese in 2008 was arguably a turning point to overexposure) or never had much dignity to begin with (Paris Hilton in 2007, Pam Anderson and Kid Rock in 2003).

LiLo had reservations about Lugner from the beginning. First she reportedly asked Lugner if he could reschedule the ball. (Um, no.) She needed the hotel minibar destroyed in advance. She refused to vet her gown. The final straw: She missed her flight to Vienna, and "her card's credit limit was not high enough" to pay the private jet to wait, Lugner said, backhandedly acknowledging that the ordeal was mostly transactional. She rejected a second, shared aircraft because "she would not be able to get any sleep while traveling in it." Also, Lindsay had to wash her hair that night, and had a headache, and felt a cold coming on.

Which is too bad, because high-end escorting would be a good way for Lindsay to earn her nut.

The painful truth is that, at the tender age of 23, Lindsay—like so many of Lugner's beauties—is past her prime. She was a child and teen star, and she is neither child nor teen anymore. Her dignity dissipated somewhere around the fourth time forgetting panties, her acting career buckled, and so did her forays into fashion and music. Lindsay does, however, have one great talent: Looking fabulously dramatic and gloriously skanky amid luxury. (She's still landing tragically hip magazine covers, and remember St. Bart's? The girl was born to cavort in bikinis on yachts.) Which is why being a high-end party-for-pay girl is not a bad choice—in fact, she would excel at it. This is not the same, mind you, as being a prostitute. It's more like being a Hooters shooter girl to the global elite. Think Tara Reid hosting NYE parties at European mega-clubs and attending shindigs in Dubai. Since Lindsay was legitimately A-list once, she'd be the most high-priced jewel in the international starlet-collecting jetset's crown.

High-end escorting is no less dignified than what Lindsay's doing stateside (tabloid confessionals about hoarding?) and if she actually sticks with this "saving the children of the world" thing, she'll have plenty of time for that, too. She might even meet (male) foreign dignitaries who can help her.

But the best thing about international pay-for-partying is that she will get out of the U.S. press for a while. When she returns, we'll hate her less (look how nice everyone was about Tara Reid's engagement) and she'll be able to afford the things she wants, that Americans won't give her anymore. (Champagne no longer runs freely for little LiLo.) If the young girl goes west, west, and still further west she'll traverse the wider world, where she is still a spring chicken. In Austria, they call Lindsay "Disney's fallen princess." Here, she's just "fallen."

553 days ago
188.

zues    

she just needs to disappear for awhile..i mean really just go away..out of the media...clean up and then..just stay away..

553 days ago
189.

Pittslady    

She ain't got no PIMP yo ain't a Ho yo

553 days ago
190.

LLsez    

cristy dreesen ‏@cristydree
Jennifer Lawrence has more talent in her pinky nail then Lindsay Lohan ever had blow to shove up her deranged nose #stfu
_______-----
Tough crowd on Twitter today.

553 days ago
191.

jaythepirate    

F Lindsay you guys make her famous

553 days ago
192.

Vince    

money for sex.....hmmm...sex for money......paid for sex......I dont get it...how is that not a hooker??

553 days ago
193.

Bear King of the Dead Thread Heads (and he means it)    

You guys can disagree w/ me....Whilst Milo has his share of BS-ing to the media, he does seem more coherent than his ex and Bitcho

553 days ago
194.

Marvin    

The Canyons is being slammed by critics and actors are making fun of the trailer on Twitter......Zoey Deschanel.....Tweet : Did Lindsay Lohan ever find her phone? One critic compared the film to Showgirls and I'm sure it will be the Razzy award winner for worst film of the year. What a stupid decision to do this piece of garbage film for a hundred dollars a day. Showgirls was much better than this film, the stupid perv director is trying to blame Lindsay for this film that looks like it is done by HS kids. Don't blame Lindsay for this piece of crap.

553 days ago
195.

Sarah    

I've said this before on here shes a prostitute. How is she still living a luxury lifestyle when shes hardly working and owes so many people thousands of dollars? This skank has blown away any money she earned in her good years. These rich men are not just giving her money just to be nice their getting something out of it and that's sex. Shes probably been prostituting for years now. What this whore needs to do now is get out the public eye and start over but she wont do that. She another Dana Plato.

553 days ago
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