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Jason London

Beaten, Arrested and

Allegedly Craps Himself

1/29/2013 4:00 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Jason London crapped himself in the back seat of a cop car Sunday morning ... minutes after the "Dazed & Confused" actor was punched in the face in a bar fight ... this according to a police report obtained by TMZ.

Here's what the report says ...

Cops were called to the Martini Ranch bar in Scottsdale, Arizona at 1:42 AM on Sunday morning after getting a call about a man who was bleeding on the street.

When officers arrived to the scene ... they found Jason nursing a swollen eye. Cops spoke to a bouncer who told them Jason had been inside the club, walked by him and sneezed on him.  The bouncer asked for an apology, and Jason allegedly punched him in the face.

40-year-old Jason was thrown out of the bar kicking and screaming and in the process he was beaten up.

Paramedics arrived to the scene to treat London, but cops say the actor got aggressive with the responders and shoved some of them. Cops say one of the officers was forced to deliver a knee strike to London's right thigh so they could seat him on the ground. London later called one of the officers a "f**king hillbilly."

Jason was eventually arrested for disorderly conduct/fighting and assault.

On his way to the police station ... Jason uttered a homophobic slur to the cops ... saying, "Guess what fa**ot?  I f***ing love this.  I f***ing own you guys so hard.  I'm rich and I'm a motherf***ing famous actor!  F***ing look me up, bitch."

Jason continued ... "It smells like s**t in your car and your breath smells like diarrhea."  According to the police report, Jason then leaned to the left and crapped in his pants.  Jason then said, "I told you I'm happy as s**t."

The next day, cops say they spoke with Jason's wife Sofia who told them ... "I know he's an a**hole when he drinks."

Cops say Sofia also told them she had spoken with Jason ... and he had no recollection of the incident.

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1:50 PM PT -- Jason just tweeted about the story ... saying the police report is a "total f*cking lie."

Jason explains, "I got jumped by three 250 pound bouncers. They knocked me out and beat me for several minutes."

"I would never say or do the crap they are reporting. Have faith in me. The truth will come out and you will see."

He continues, "Some guy thought I was hitting on his girl and had me jumped. My wife was in the next room, had no idea what even happened. I hate Arizona."

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61.

Throwback kid    

I always thought Jason London was the poor man's Matthew Broderick, well after this savage beating he even looks like Broderick

444 days ago
62.

Areader    

There's his story, there's their story and in the middle there's the truth!

444 days ago
63.

The Big Bowowski    

I also lived in Scottsdale for several years back in the 90's. Martini Ranch totally sucked back then as im sure it does now. It's all about the Giligan's..used to be Rowdy's back in the day. Used to be just a bunch of wannabees and douchetards up in the ranch whenever I went. D-ckhead bouncers as well. Bouncer asking for an apology because some 1 time actor sneezed in his direction. C'mon, the way those guys work, Mr. London was gonna get his ass kicked anyway. Those pricks are always looking for an excuse to unleash their fists. Crapping his drawers in the backseat of the PO cruiser....priceless.. Sucks for him when he sobered up

444 days ago
64.

Throwback kid    

My advice for Jason London is Stay Off The Pipe - And Don't Forget To Wipe!

444 days ago
65.

freaksober    

If he didnt crap he definitly SHARTED himself...

444 days ago
66.

EasilyHard    

He looks like Busey.

444 days ago
67.

Cochise    

If he has no recollection of the incident, how can he say the police report is a lie? I know cops lie all the time, but don't contradict yourself like that.

444 days ago
68.

MaryContrary    

Maybe he was going through heroin withdrawal or some kind of opiate like oxycontin. Used to know someone addicted to that stuff and when they went off of it they had diarrhea and sometimes couldn't make it to the bathroom. Gross, I know. Also, sneezing attacks happen during opiate withrawal too, and when it said he sneezed on the bouncer it made me think he was probably dope sick. Btw, are you guys sure this isn't Jeremy? He's probably acting like his bro cause he had warrant or something.

444 days ago
69.

beano    

at least he has a healthy colon..

444 days ago
70.

Made it Past 27    

KARMA !!!!

HE CALLED OUT HIS OWN BROTHER....AND TOLD ANYONE WHO WOULD LISTEN HOW HIS BROTHER LIED ABOUT BEING KIDNAPPED AND EVERYTHING.

KARMA!!!!
TEAM JEREMY

444 days ago
71.

w    

shame on you TMZ, the man has a problem report the incident but don't embarrass him by saying he crapped his pants. wtf is wrong with you TMZ..as**oles

444 days ago
72.

Made it Past 27    

I WONDER WHO GOT TO CLEAN THE POOP

444 days ago
73.

cjs    

Wow ! I have got to party with this guy!!

444 days ago
74.

fresera    

He thinks he's famous?? Wow, he really was drunk. He used pretty big words for a boy who still sh*ts his pants.

444 days ago
75.

Throwback kid    

Maybe after the bouncers knocked him unconscious, they pulled down his pants and gave him an enema just for laughs? Then has Jason London starts to come around in the back of the police car he just starts crapping all over the place! It sounds like Jason had a bad case of Taco a-s-s, we've all been there

444 days ago
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