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Tanning Mom

Topless Bikini MELTDOWN!

4/18/2013 11:00 AM PDT BY Johnny Lopez

0418_tanning_mom_naked_bikini_photos_launch_v2The environmental effects wreaked on the ecosystem are still unknown after a somewhat pale Tanning Mom aka Patricia Krentcil attempted to bronze her luscious droopy topless flesh, balloon knot belly button and tatted up vadge in an unfortunate silver bikini on a quarantined New Jersey beach yesterday.

Since getting off the hook for allegedly bringing her 5-year-old into a tanning booth, Patty -- who says she's 45 years old -- is now choosing to shrivel up like a raisin with the help of the natural sun.

To avoid damage, protective eyewear should be worn at all times.

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tetrakiss    

How are there a hundred of these? Were these from a photographer she hired?

520 days ago
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AngieDutton    

How old is she? I think I saw 1 appropriate, tasteful, becoming pic of this lady. So sad!

520 days ago
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RealAsTheyCome!    

100?

520 days ago
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RealAsTheyCome!    

Shes sexy and she knows! Gotta love a woman with confidence. IJS!

520 days ago
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RealAsTheyCome!    

I think her tattoo says expires 12/80

520 days ago
336.

WeekieJah    

Fail

520 days ago
337.

juliefig04    

Someone put her in a home already! For the love of god.and why is she wearing leather in hot weather? It must reek by the looks of it ...

520 days ago
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STAYCLASSYSANDIEGO    

no no no no no...no

520 days ago
339.

RealAsTheyCome!    

Damn Farrah you age rapidly!

520 days ago
340.

Warlock2099    

Aaaaaaaahhh my eyes!!! My eyes!!! It burns!!! It buuuuuuurns!!!!

520 days ago
341.

Murderface    

I can't even bring myself to look past the first picture... and I've watched Japanese porn ffs.

520 days ago
342.

Jody    

HA! she wants it and i'll give it to her...!

520 days ago
343.

Bucket    

I couldn't stop laughing while browsing through the pics. Thank you TMZ

520 days ago
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OliviaMartinez    

There are some things you can't unsee. This is one of them. Must wash eyes with bleach.

520 days ago
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sr    

OMG.....I just barfed a little in my mouth.

520 days ago
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