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Tanning Mom

Topless Bikini MELTDOWN!

4/18/2013 11:00 AM PDT BY Johnny Lopez

0418_tanning_mom_naked_bikini_photos_launch_v2The environmental effects wreaked on the ecosystem are still unknown after a somewhat pale Tanning Mom aka Patricia Krentcil attempted to bronze her luscious droopy topless flesh, balloon knot belly button and tatted up vadge in an unfortunate silver bikini on a quarantined New Jersey beach yesterday.

Since getting off the hook for allegedly bringing her 5-year-old into a tanning booth, Patty -- who says she's 45 years old -- is now choosing to shrivel up like a raisin with the help of the natural sun.

To avoid damage, protective eyewear should be worn at all times.

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Angel in the house    

I am telling you .. This is really disgusting. They need to remove her photo. People will have nightmares.

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Miss. Priest    

I couldn't make it past 6 picures. My eyes shut down.

365 days ago
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tetrakiss    

How are there a hundred of these? Were these from a photographer she hired?

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AngieDutton    

How old is she? I think I saw 1 appropriate, tasteful, becoming pic of this lady. So sad!

365 days ago
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RealAsTheyCome!    

100?

365 days ago
336.

RealAsTheyCome!    

Shes sexy and she knows! Gotta love a woman with confidence. IJS!

365 days ago
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RealAsTheyCome!    

I think her tattoo says expires 12/80

365 days ago
338.

WeekieJah    

Fail

365 days ago
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juliefig04    

Someone put her in a home already! For the love of god.and why is she wearing leather in hot weather? It must reek by the looks of it ...

365 days ago
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STAYCLASSYSANDIEGO    

no no no no no...no

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341.

RealAsTheyCome!    

Damn Farrah you age rapidly!

365 days ago
342.

Warlock2099    

Aaaaaaaahhh my eyes!!! My eyes!!! It burns!!! It buuuuuuurns!!!!

365 days ago
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Murderface    

I can't even bring myself to look past the first picture... and I've watched Japanese porn ffs.

365 days ago
344.

Jody    

HA! she wants it and i'll give it to her...!

365 days ago
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Bucket    

I couldn't stop laughing while browsing through the pics. Thank you TMZ

365 days ago
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