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Tanning Mom

Topless Bikini MELTDOWN!

4/18/2013 11:00 AM PDT BY Johnny Lopez

0418_tanning_mom_naked_bikini_photos_launch_v2The environmental effects wreaked on the ecosystem are still unknown after a somewhat pale Tanning Mom aka Patricia Krentcil attempted to bronze her luscious droopy topless flesh, balloon knot belly button and tatted up vadge in an unfortunate silver bikini on a quarantined New Jersey beach yesterday.

Since getting off the hook for allegedly bringing her 5-year-old into a tanning booth, Patty -- who says she's 45 years old -- is now choosing to shrivel up like a raisin with the help of the natural sun.

To avoid damage, protective eyewear should be worn at all times.

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Miss. Priest    

I couldn't make it past 6 picures. My eyes shut down.

371 days ago
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tetrakiss    

How are there a hundred of these? Were these from a photographer she hired?

371 days ago
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AngieDutton    

How old is she? I think I saw 1 appropriate, tasteful, becoming pic of this lady. So sad!

371 days ago
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RealAsTheyCome!    

100?

370 days ago
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RealAsTheyCome!    

Shes sexy and she knows! Gotta love a woman with confidence. IJS!

370 days ago
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RealAsTheyCome!    

I think her tattoo says expires 12/80

370 days ago
337.

WeekieJah    

Fail

370 days ago
338.

juliefig04    

Someone put her in a home already! For the love of god.and why is she wearing leather in hot weather? It must reek by the looks of it ...

370 days ago
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STAYCLASSYSANDIEGO    

no no no no no...no

370 days ago
340.

RealAsTheyCome!    

Damn Farrah you age rapidly!

370 days ago
341.

Warlock2099    

Aaaaaaaahhh my eyes!!! My eyes!!! It burns!!! It buuuuuuurns!!!!

370 days ago
342.

Murderface    

I can't even bring myself to look past the first picture... and I've watched Japanese porn ffs.

370 days ago
343.

Jody    

HA! she wants it and i'll give it to her...!

370 days ago
344.

Bucket    

I couldn't stop laughing while browsing through the pics. Thank you TMZ

370 days ago
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OliviaMartinez    

There are some things you can't unsee. This is one of them. Must wash eyes with bleach.

370 days ago
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