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Tanning Mom

Topless Bikini MELTDOWN!

4/18/2013 11:00 AM PDT BY Johnny Lopez

0418_tanning_mom_naked_bikini_photos_launch_v2The environmental effects wreaked on the ecosystem are still unknown after a somewhat pale Tanning Mom aka Patricia Krentcil attempted to bronze her luscious droopy topless flesh, balloon knot belly button and tatted up vadge in an unfortunate silver bikini on a quarantined New Jersey beach yesterday.

Since getting off the hook for allegedly bringing her 5-year-old into a tanning booth, Patty -- who says she's 45 years old -- is now choosing to shrivel up like a raisin with the help of the natural sun.

To avoid damage, protective eyewear should be worn at all times.

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sr    

OMG.....I just barfed a little in my mouth.

451 days ago
347.

Lisa    

ME EYES!!!!!!!

451 days ago
348.

Dee    

My question is why are there 100 photos, and in all of them she's posing as if it was a photoshoot? Its almost as if the photographer told her that it was one... which would help explain her outrageous behaviour. I feel bad for her if she was manipulated this way.
Anyways its nice to see she's so comfortable in her own skin, and having fun.

451 days ago
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spectator72    

The one hundred mistakes you can make with a camera

451 days ago
350.

Melina    

I am embarrassed for her...who told her she looked good!

451 days ago
351.

Susan    

Barf!!

451 days ago
352.

jamieson    

hot hot hot!!!!!! Definitely a MILF.....nice to see natural older women who've not had surgeries....if i had a bunch of money, i would start my own annual swimsuit magazine for MILFS over 35.

451 days ago
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CyndiChainsaW    

I feel sorry for her little girl. You know the day will come when mommy's pics will land at her door. Talk about a bad role model.

451 days ago
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Theresa Taylor    

get that nasty hag off my shoreline, ain't nobody got time for that.

451 days ago
355.

King34    

Lol...really though.. Is this a joke ??

451 days ago
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wwomp526    

holy sh@@ please help her and remove pics asap.

451 days ago
357.

restarkey    

Leann Rimes Cibrian in 20 years!

451 days ago
358.

Dolphinlox    

OH GOD!!! MY EYES!!! IT BURNS SO SO SO MUCH!! WHHHYYYYYYYY!! OH THE PAIN...OH THE PAIN HURTS SO MUCH!!!

451 days ago
359.

Upintheair    

Wow look what the sea rolled up on the beach, it's the rare flesh eating leather flasher.

451 days ago
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kat40    

This bitch look like an old drunken crack whore ewwww lol

451 days ago
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