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Tanning Mom

Topless Bikini MELTDOWN!

4/18/2013 11:00 AM PDT BY Johnny Lopez

0418_tanning_mom_naked_bikini_photos_launch_v2The environmental effects wreaked on the ecosystem are still unknown after a somewhat pale Tanning Mom aka Patricia Krentcil attempted to bronze her luscious droopy topless flesh, balloon knot belly button and tatted up vadge in an unfortunate silver bikini on a quarantined New Jersey beach yesterday.

Since getting off the hook for allegedly bringing her 5-year-old into a tanning booth, Patty -- who says she's 45 years old -- is now choosing to shrivel up like a raisin with the help of the natural sun.

To avoid damage, protective eyewear should be worn at all times.

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91.

unbelievable    

hahaha,great writing.

521 days ago
92.

mary    

this poor woman is really having emotional problems. she is not a celebrity, why are these pictures being shown. this is going to have a really bad ending. have a heart and dont help her make bad decisions.

521 days ago
93.

Diego    

Nope. Did NOT need to see that.

521 days ago
94.

spectator72    

For once everyone agrees

521 days ago
95.

CanCan    

i need to bleach my eyeballs now.

521 days ago
96.

jen    

is this being posted because of the dic growing out of her bellybutton? Effin Freak....

521 days ago
97.

NOT ELMO    

Patty -- who says she's 45 years old -- is now choosing to shrivel up like a raisin with the help of the natural sun......................................She is 30..........................And Nasty !

521 days ago
98.

crissyred    

Eat your heart out Kate Upton... there's a new swimsuit model in town..

521 days ago
99.

Heartless Bitch    

Comon' TMZ why would you post this????? She's not a celebrity for one, and two those pics are just out right NASTY!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWW

521 days ago
100.

buzz kill    

Screw the tan, try a gym membership, maybe you could develop something worth tanning.

521 days ago
101.

craig thomas    

Could you please hold off posting something like this until lunch digests?

521 days ago
102.

Majestik    

Mike Walters told Johnny Lopez to post these pics. This is FATASS MIKE'S way of getting back at all of us for trashing his darling kimmykakes.
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It's pretty bad when the shot of MJ dead on the stretcher outside the coroners office is better than looking at this thing.

521 days ago
103.

Reyna38    

Holy moly,,,,, crackers and cheese........


Barf....... Woman, put your clothes back on please .... How pathetic

521 days ago
104.

Lori    

I will never be able to unsee that. WTH were these taken for? Hideous is not a strong enough word to describe them. Perhaps NASTY does the trick???

521 days ago
105.

WiddoMouse    

Isn't it a little cold out in New Jersey for bikini sun bathing? I give her credit for feeling confident about her body.

521 days ago
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