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Tanning Mom

I'm Way Hotter than Farrah

And I Do GREAT Porn

4/19/2013 1:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0418_tanning_mom_pcnTanning Mom Patricia Krentcil wants more than a sun kiss ... she wants to get plowed in a full-on porno -- for a hefty price.

TMZ has obtained an email sent to Vivid Entertainment's Prez Steve Hirsch, in which the 45-year-old leatherette says, "I see you are trying to buy this sex tape from this Teen Mom.  Well, if you REALLY want to make more MONIES, then I would agree to let you film me and all my hotness."

Krentcil, oblivious to shame, goes on:  "I am far MORE popular and WAY HOTTER than Farrah!"  And there's more ... "Men want a cougar and a real woman, not a teenybopper."

But sex -- and Krentcil -- do not come cheap.  She makes it clear to the Vivid honcho, "Contact me back if you're ready to talk serious cash and rock the world."

Sad ending.  Hirsch sent a return email, telling T.M., "Unfortunately we don't have a granny porn section on Vivid.com, but we feel your look would be perfect for radio. You could talk about everything you've ever done on a tanning bed."

It's hard for a nice piece of leather to find work.

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248 COMMENTS

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46.

Mick Kahler    

Ewwww! If you watch this wrinkled hag doing the hibbity dibbity on video, you'll never want to have sex again,

518 days ago
47.

BB not bb    

She sounds like a hard core exhibitionist. She should have stuck to tanning with all that. I have a feeling that her husband isn't going to like her offer either. Maybe whoever did her photo shoot on the gay beach at Sandy Hook made their attention get to her head.


That sleazy Vivid wants her to talk dirty on a radio show? If she thinks she is so hot, she should try to sell her poses in some kind of magazine or calendar. She should see if there is any market for that kind of thing.

518 days ago
48.

RealAsTheyCome!    

Tmz is the ones taking all the photos of Farrah,Lindsay, and now tanning mom! I smell something fishy going on?!

518 days ago
49.

verlinda    

PPPPUUUUKKKEEEE

518 days ago
50.

kylie    

i feel so sorry for this person .

518 days ago
51.

kylie    

i feel so bad for this woman shes obviously retarded

518 days ago
52.

Faye    

Well, she's got one thing in common with Farrah. They're both delusional.

518 days ago
53.

Black Dirt Goodness    

This woman cracks me up.

518 days ago
54.

moxie    

I smell an offer for a realiity show for this broad soon.

518 days ago
55.

stephanie     

maybe this woman doesn't have any mirror to look at herself. and shame on her coz she's not only putting her self in a ridiculous situation but also her daughter too.
and i don't know why you people are even entertaining this crazy woman. well i don' t know why i'm entertaining this too.

518 days ago
56.

Glenn    

What the hell is wrong with you people. You can't unsee that $hit.

518 days ago
57.

Truth    

ONLY TMZ IS MAKING THIS RETARDED HO RELEVANT. NO 1 CURR!!! SHE AINT ASKING FOR PUBLICITY AND SH*T BUT TMZ PAPS GET IN HER FACE SO SHE ACTS OUT AND LIKES IT. HARVEY, STICK WITH THE GAAAY DUDES AND LEAVE THE FUGLY ASS BITCHES ALONE! POINT BLANK!! #TRUTH!!

518 days ago
58.

Its Nikki Bitches    

Have to say, this is the best Photo Op Lindsay Lohan has done. She is aging well

518 days ago
59.

Hamptonsdude    

She was on The Howard Stern Show talking about some kind of head injury she sustained years ago. It's actually kinda sad.

518 days ago
60.

J4X    

Throw that sea hag back into to ocean before the she beast has a chance to lay its eggs on the beach!

518 days ago
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