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Kris Humphries to Ex-Asst

My Mom Didn't

Steal Your Blender

5/28/2013 12:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Kris Humphries
says claims made by his bitter ex-assistant in a recently filed lawsuit are about as real as he says his marriage to Kim Kardashian was ... i.e. bogus.

Kris is firing back in legal docs against a woman named Tracy Paradise who sued KH back in April. Tracy claimed she and Kris entered into a one-year contract, in which Kris agreed to pay her $75,000 (plus housing costs) in exchange for personal assistant services.

Problem is, Tracy says she worked for KH from February to September 2012, but was abruptly fired and never saw the rest of her cash.

She also says Kris' mom stole a bunch of items from her including a mountain bike, a Whistler's mug and a Magic Bullet blender. Random.

But Kris says Tracy got her facts wrong, claiming in docs, she was NEVER a contract employee and should ONLY get paid for hours clocked.

Second, he says he had a good reason for giving her the axe ... claiming she refused to relocate with him to New York. A pretty big deal breaker for a personal assistant.

As for the blender et al ... Kris says Tracy left the items behind in his Miami pad and there was a delay in returning them due to his busy travel schedule.

A judge has yet to rule -- but hopefully for Kris' sake this one goes better than the last.

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1.

IwuvTMZ    

Humphries bumphries!

512 days ago
2.

Jen    

Oh for ****s sake, this is not story worthy.

512 days ago
3.

KartrashianKow    

TMZ Leave Kris Humphries alone!
Go back to the Kanye bashing stories!......i'm thinking pimp mama is asking for distracting stories to take away from all the Kim/Kanye drama and the fattie Rob stories and his court case.

512 days ago
4.

NOT ELMO    

Kris Humphries to Ex-Asst
My Mom Didn't
Steal Your Blender...................FRANKENSTEIN !

512 days ago
5.

Tony    

Tracy the tranny ?

512 days ago
6.

maug    

Kim, I like you waaaay better than this assho"le Kris and I don't even know you

512 days ago
7.

HollywoodBaller    

Kris is a douche I talked to him a while back. Trust me Kim is way nicer in person this dude sucks hard.

512 days ago
8.

Fuck Celebrities    

WTF does this idiot need an assistant for?

512 days ago
9.

boz    

Yes she did you big fat liar head. Would buying her a $60... blender be admitting guilt?

512 days ago
10.

Dobby    

So did you give this story to your publicist Kris? Do you ever let ANYTHING go without a big fight? Why don't you hire a lawyer and keep it in court for a year and a half before you finally submit the stupid little blender and bicycle, which at your level of income, is nothing, but to her, it might be hard to replace. But the funniest thing? This story has been up for hours, and only 11 responses, and several of them are SPAM! Nobody cares about you and your troubles Kris, go away.

512 days ago
11.

Azi    

Thanks for the smoothie Mrs. Humphries. It gave me enough energy for my bike ride.

512 days ago
12.

me    

chris, give her back her sht and move on already.

512 days ago
13.

Cynic    

pay up tight ass.

512 days ago
14.

Laura    

TMZ--there you go again, trying to say that Kris didn't do well in the settlement with Wide Load. They had a 'settlement'--nobody wins in court and nobody loses. They settled. In the real world--Kris won big time. He got rid of this awful family. And now Kanye looks like he's a whipped wimp every time you see him in pictures. And worse, he's stuck with the Kardashian's for life, because of the baby. No, TMZ--Kris won big time.

512 days ago
15.

Bubbles The Chimp    

Every time I see his stupid face, all I can hear is "DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Duhhh Duh"

512 days ago
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