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Paris Hilton

Messes with Drunk Dude's

Unconscious Body

7/9/2013 12:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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WARNING:
Never pass out drunk at a Paris Hilton party ... because her immature friends will dress you up in embarrassing clothes and then take photos of you.

The above pic was snapped at Paris' 4th of July bash in Malibu ... and as you can see, some poor schmuck obviously had a little too much to drink and fell asleep on a beach chair.

Thankfully, Paris and her friends let him snooze peacefully until he woke up. Just kidding, they dressed him up in a bikini top and gave him a purse and sunglasses. Then took photos.

As far as we know, no markers were involved ... those are this guy's actual tattoos ... but still, HILARIOUS.

Except not really.

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47 COMMENTS

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31.

some guy    

I thought lying down and not moving is what Paris does during sex.

415 days ago
32.

Repeter    

Immature ho.

415 days ago
33.

Truth44    

PATHETIC ALL AROUND!!!

415 days ago
34.

jokerchick    

that's actually kind of funny

415 days ago
35.

Ballsdeep Salamjampour    

Paris youis so hottttttt... These HATERS are going to hate because they are mostly fat gays.

415 days ago
36.

en Todo Momento!!    

dude better check his 'exit' and make sure none of them freaks got a 'free one' out on him while he was passed out. it's all the rage these days. a lil bit of ky and we're game.

415 days ago
37.

en Todo Momento!!    

and anyways.. who dates a wtback?? i mean being all proud and scandinavian, dating a wtback is pretty embarrassing. does this woman have no standars whatsoever? i would run screaming if i had to listen to some retard speak spanish to me while he's fkn me.. im just sayin... that is just one step away from the gardener. or the taco truck dude. wow. i am amazed and the humbleness tho.

415 days ago
38.

en Todo Momento!!    

just pay some guy from home depot $50 to bone yer brains out. it's the exact same thing. did she find that dude at the home depot? he looks like a construction worker, now that i think about it. eiiieiiieiiiieiiiieiiii arrriiibbaaa mehicoooo ole!!.. yikes.

415 days ago
39.

shewentwhoa    

yaaawn.

415 days ago
40.

Jamoak    

She is nothing but a STD ridden kum dumpster...

415 days ago
41.

Eric Anderson    

The dude snoozing is suffering from a heroin overdose not drinking. Common give me a break!
Seems as if common law is to bust the heroin freak and plea fro DUI. What a predicament!

By the way, how is Canada, eeA?

412 days ago
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