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Harvey's NFL Pick

I'm Loyal to Chicago, Plus

Pittsburgh's Been Crappy

9/22/2013 12:20 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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The undefeated Chicago Bears take on the winless Pittsburgh Steelers in Week 3 -- and if this seems like an easy game to pick ... you're probably right.

Honestly, we didn't want to strain Harv after he evened his record at 1-1 last week.

Charles: So, Bears and Steelers ... Jay Cutler and Ben Roethlisberger -- who ya got?
Harvey: Most people think of Cutler and Roethlisberger ... but I think of my days at the University of Chicago, and the famous Pittsburgh Platter (Google it, if you dare).

Charles: Dear God.
Harvey: And because of that -- although law school was painful -- I gotta go with Chicago.

Charles: What's your take on Cutler's improved play?
Harvey: He kinda acted like a little bitch when he got him walking around L.A. after he left that game with an injury, but I think he's butched it up well.

Charles: Steelers have been sucking. What's the deal?
Harvey: Lotta people think it's karma with Roethlisberger ... I think it's fried food.

Charles: Fried food?
Harvey: He doesn't seem like he's in the best shape of any QB.

Charles: Didn't realize you were checking him out that closely.
Harvey: Just a casual glance.

Charles: Let's end this now.
Harvey: Good. I'm going swimming.

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18 COMMENTS

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1.

Cool Papa    

Bear Down.

307 days ago
2.

I dont care    

Da bears!

307 days ago
3.

en Todo Momento!!    

it's so funny to me how an entertainment gossip site is shifting almost invisibly (very dominating), into a 'sports gossip site'. like the broad expansive grey area of the gay homo teapot (entertainment) meets the super macho manly sports athlete. is this a sign for something underneath the bedsheets? that a predominately 'female' hobby, gossip and celebrities, shifts almost automatically into super macho manly sports? weird. must be something about them locker rooms... (or public toilets?)

307 days ago
4.

:Þ Wacko The Zombie :Þ    

TMZ "Snorts" sucks.

307 days ago
5.

Liz    

Steelers fan here - unfortunately, I agree with Harvey. I wouldn't agree with the poor season as karma for Roethlisberger (although he deserves it), it's more a function of poor drafts and aging star players.

307 days ago
6.

Tedious    

Your graphic is bad. The Steelers helmet does not have a logo on the left side. ("TMZ SPORTS!!!!")

307 days ago
7.

ToamAce    

A Pittsburgh Platter means to defacate on a glass table while someone watches from below.

307 days ago
8.

WME2KS    

Another great pick Harvey. GO BEARS

307 days ago
9.

a long time Leno fan!    

Priceless banter from the King and Charles. LOVING IT!! These tidbits are a quick bit of deliciousness. Awesomeness even!

307 days ago
10.

tmz addict    

That's awsome

307 days ago
11.

The New Improved Sock Puppet    

I allow a weekly football pool in my office and I got Pittsburgh so I'm going with Pittsburgh. I own the business so if I win I buy lunch, but hey a win is a win.

307 days ago
12.

Nostradamus    

Great, Harvey just jinxed my bet.

306 days ago
13.

WME2KS    

Harvey got it right whether straight up or with the spread the bears easily covered. Harvey is 1-1?

306 days ago
14.

WME2KS    

Harvey do a fantasy football team next year with the office and post results on tmz sports so we can see how you do against everyone. I bet you would beat a good amount of them including loud mouth chad.

306 days ago

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