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Harvey's NFL Pick

I'm Loyal to Chicago, Plus

Pittsburgh's Been Crappy

9/22/2013 12:20 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF


The undefeated Chicago Bears take on the winless Pittsburgh Steelers in Week 3 -- and if this seems like an easy game to pick ... you're probably right.

Honestly, we didn't want to strain Harv after he evened his record at 1-1 last week.

Charles: So, Bears and Steelers ... Jay Cutler and Ben Roethlisberger -- who ya got?
Harvey: Most people think of Cutler and Roethlisberger ... but I think of my days at the University of Chicago, and the famous Pittsburgh Platter (Google it, if you dare).

Charles: Dear God.
Harvey: And because of that -- although law school was painful -- I gotta go with Chicago.

Charles: What's your take on Cutler's improved play?
Harvey: He kinda acted like a little bitch when he got him walking around L.A. after he left that game with an injury, but I think he's butched it up well.

Charles: Steelers have been sucking. What's the deal?
Harvey: Lotta people think it's karma with Roethlisberger ... I think it's fried food.

Charles: Fried food?
Harvey: He doesn't seem like he's in the best shape of any QB.

Charles: Didn't realize you were checking him out that closely.
Harvey: Just a casual glance.

Charles: Let's end this now.
Harvey: Good. I'm going swimming.

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Cool Papa    

Bear Down.

395 days ago

I dont care    

Da bears!

395 days ago

en Todo Momento!!    

it's so funny to me how an entertainment gossip site is shifting almost invisibly (very dominating), into a 'sports gossip site'. like the broad expansive grey area of the gay homo teapot (entertainment) meets the super macho manly sports athlete. is this a sign for something underneath the bedsheets? that a predominately 'female' hobby, gossip and celebrities, shifts almost automatically into super macho manly sports? weird. must be something about them locker rooms... (or public toilets?)

395 days ago

:Þ Wacko The Zombie :Þ    

TMZ "Snorts" sucks.

394 days ago


Steelers fan here - unfortunately, I agree with Harvey. I wouldn't agree with the poor season as karma for Roethlisberger (although he deserves it), it's more a function of poor drafts and aging star players.

394 days ago


Your graphic is bad. The Steelers helmet does not have a logo on the left side. ("TMZ SPORTS!!!!")

394 days ago


A Pittsburgh Platter means to defacate on a glass table while someone watches from below.

394 days ago


Another great pick Harvey. GO BEARS

394 days ago

a long time Leno fan!    

Priceless banter from the King and Charles. LOVING IT!! These tidbits are a quick bit of deliciousness. Awesomeness even!

394 days ago

tmz addict    

That's awsome

394 days ago

The New Improved Sock Puppet    

I allow a weekly football pool in my office and I got Pittsburgh so I'm going with Pittsburgh. I own the business so if I win I buy lunch, but hey a win is a win.

394 days ago


Great, Harvey just jinxed my bet.

394 days ago


Harvey got it right whether straight up or with the spread the bears easily covered. Harvey is 1-1?

393 days ago


Harvey do a fantasy football team next year with the office and post results on tmz sports so we can see how you do against everyone. I bet you would beat a good amount of them including loud mouth chad.

393 days ago

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