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Roseanne

Goes NUCLEAR On Chuck Lorre

That Drunk Stole My Joke!

10/4/2013 11:48 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Roseanne has gone nuclear on Ashton Kutcher and "Two and a Half Men" creator Chuck Lorre, accusing them of joke stealing and calling Ashton a "f**king thief."

Roseanne apparently caught wind of a recent episode in which Ashton told someone something to the effect of, "You're wet where you're supposed to be dry."  Turns out, the wet bit is an old Roseanne joke, which sent her into a wild rage.

Roseanne began by attacking Ashton on twitter, calling him  "an immoral thief of intellectual property."  But very quickly, she changed targets and put Chuck in her cross hairs:  "CHUCK LORRE IS A THIEF!  STEALING MY JOKES FOR HIS S**T TWO AND A HALF MORON."

And then she gets personal with Lorre, who once worked as a writer on her famous sitcom:  "I wish I'd NEVER hired Chuck Lorre.  Like EVERY 'sober' Hollywood mkultrabot, he w;ent frm being a drunken bum2 an overbearing arrogant thief."

She's still ranting on twitter ... and it's entertaining!

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76.

dehsulf@aol.com    

Eat four donuts & call someone who really cares in month.

329 days ago
77.

gbtw    

omfg. i just watched the clip. i really didn't believe anyone would be a worse actor than charlie... wow. i cannot imagine how that db got to where he is. canNOT imagine it.

329 days ago
78.

Toilethead    

No wonder the joke sucked.

329 days ago
79.

buggaz    

That fat fart is still alive?

329 days ago
80.

Mr Barcliff    

It amazes me how quick people forget that Roseanne is still a legend and legends are NEVER irrelevant. Why is it people who have done less than others (in there own minds) find it easy to down those who did so much. Clearly Mr. Lorre stole her joke, why is she the bad person? Oh, because she doesnt currently have a show or movie out? Is that the world we live in. Let me say this, most in entertainment dont stay HOT forever, not Sinatra,Davis nor the KIng, Elvis himself could do it. So, before we go downing people know at least they tried and made it and stop being hateful when this woman is right to be upset when in your eyes here irrelevant joke is being used in 2013 by someone you consider relevant, right! Nothing against Ashton ,he didnt write the joke but, Chuck probably did and stealing is the real crime, Ashton just got caught in the crossfire and I give him a pass! LGNM

329 days ago
81.

joanne    

I think jokes are like recipes. Once they are out there, they are in the public domain. So cool it, Roseanne. I hear the same jokes over and over. Your sitcom is history now. Get over it.

329 days ago
82.

fluffy    

I was funny This time !

329 days ago
83.

Vote2012    

Roseanne who? I thought she died years ago?

329 days ago
84.

Brian    

Well if Chuck wrote it for Roseanne then i guess he didn't steal it, just recycled it.

329 days ago
85.

Debby    

Rosanne needs to act more like a lady....if that's at all possible for her?

329 days ago
86.

libsuk    

thought that liberal troll was dead.

329 days ago
87.

Michael    

Roseanne, has-been Bitch -- I thought she was dead until she raised her awful raspy crooning voice here. Maybe if Kutcher grabbed his crotch and acted with distain toward the alleged author of this bit she would have more respect for him? Much like SHE DID for our Nation and our Anthem! Bitch, you blew your chance to complain when you insulted our Nation. Bottom line; go back to “being dead.”

329 days ago
88.

Michael    

Roseanne, has-been Bitch -- I thought she was dead until she raised her awful raspy crooning voice here. Maybe if Kutcher grabbed his crotch and acted with distain toward the alleged author of this bit she would have more respect for him? Much like SHE DID for our Nation and our Anthem! Bitch, you blew your chance to complain when you insulted our Nation. Bottom line; go back to “being dead.”

329 days ago
89.

D    

The show's been ok, but this year it's not funny AT ALL.

329 days ago
90.

Michael    

Roseanne, has-been Bitch -- I thought she was dead until she raised her awful raspy crooning voice here. Maybe if Kutcher grabbed his crotch and acted with distain toward the alleged author of this bit she would have more respect for him? Much like SHE DID for our Nation and our Anthem! Bitch, you blew your chance to complain when you insulted our Nation. Bottom line; go back to “being dead.”

329 days ago
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