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Charlie Sheen

The Judge Who Jails Me

Is a Fat, Dishonorable Douchebag

11/1/2013 3:22 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Charlie Sheen
is scoffing at Brooke Mueller's team, which is trying to nail him for talking about Brooke on TMZ, saying, "If this is what they want, bring it 'cause I'll burn the house down."

Charlie is reacting to our story, in which we reported Brooke's team will ask a judge to sanction him for allegedly violating the gag orders in the custody and guardianship cases.  Charlie called Brooke an evil whore -- among many other things -- who has done great damage to their twins.

Charlie is especially angry Brooke is getting her first overnight visit with the twins since she went to rehab.  He tells TMZ Live his security guards will stand outside her house tonight and barge in if there's a sign of trouble.

Charlie tells TMZ, "Really, they're going to jail me for telling the truth"

And get this ... Charlie says, "If I actually go to jail for talking, I'll do interviews in jail," adding, "The only person more idiotic than Brooke in this case is the judge.  The Dishonorable Judge Douchebag."

But wait ... there's more.  Charlie says, "He [the judge] wants to put me in jail for trying to save my boys?  Go for it, fatty.  I'll eat his lunch from jail."  And one more thing about the obviously large judge, "One meal he could afford to miss."

And Charlie's classic parting shot:  "Sanctions Flanctions.  Clearly they've forgotten not to poke this bear."

122 COMMENTS

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1.

oink    

5150 for Charlie

267 days ago
2.

bring back recent posts    

....hey Charlie....shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, u need too zip it for the day...just sayin...

267 days ago
3.

Toilethead    

And Charlie is a kook, but he does do good things from time to time.

267 days ago
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267 days ago
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Dead account Delete at will    

I love Charlie. Every time you guys do a story on him its almost always funny as hell.

267 days ago
6.

catster    

He's upset Brooke is getting some custody but does he realize it's only because HE is the other parent option? In this case I would consider Brooke the lesser of two idiots.

267 days ago
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CN    

Charlie - I feel really sorry for what you and your family are going through, but thanks for giving us a break from the Kartrashians.

267 days ago
8.

6one9    

Brooke IS a junkie!!
Charlie Sheen = winning!!!

267 days ago
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Italia    

lol !

267 days ago
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bmsvds    

Oh, boy. Tiger blood won't save you from contempt of court, Charlie. Calm down.

267 days ago
11.

BLUE UGLY 💩    

Charlie needs to kill himself.

267 days ago
12.

Italia    

Charlie Sheen is hilarious!

267 days ago
13.

m    

The judge a douchebag...pot calling the kettle! Overpaid to boot.

267 days ago
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LightJ    

I agree that judge is a moron for letting her have her kids back. Are you f**ckin kidding?? Only in Cali a mother with a serious drug problem, that has been in and out of rehab 30 times, never wanted to go in the first place, more concerned about money than her f**ckin children, can get her kids back. Unf**ckinbelievable. This b**tch should not be near her kids at all. Ridiculous system!!

267 days ago
15.

Judy    

Sometimes Charlie Sheen is just plain scary crazy. I'd be worried about my safety if I were one of his ex-wives.

267 days ago
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