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Charlie Sheen

The Judge Who Jails Me

Is a Fat, Dishonorable Douchebag

11/1/2013 3:22 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen
is scoffing at Brooke Mueller's team, which is trying to nail him for talking about Brooke on TMZ, saying, "If this is what they want, bring it 'cause I'll burn the house down."

Charlie is reacting to our story, in which we reported Brooke's team will ask a judge to sanction him for allegedly violating the gag orders in the custody and guardianship cases.  Charlie called Brooke an evil whore -- among many other things -- who has done great damage to their twins.

Charlie is especially angry Brooke is getting her first overnight visit with the twins since she went to rehab.  He tells TMZ Live his security guards will stand outside her house tonight and barge in if there's a sign of trouble.

Charlie tells TMZ, "Really, they're going to jail me for telling the truth"

And get this ... Charlie says, "If I actually go to jail for talking, I'll do interviews in jail," adding, "The only person more idiotic than Brooke in this case is the judge.  The Dishonorable Judge Douchebag."

But wait ... there's more.  Charlie says, "He [the judge] wants to put me in jail for trying to save my boys?  Go for it, fatty.  I'll eat his lunch from jail."  And one more thing about the obviously large judge, "One meal he could afford to miss."

And Charlie's classic parting shot:  "Sanctions Flanctions.  Clearly they've forgotten not to poke this bear."


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It sounds like Sheen is going crazy again. Too many drugs or not enough drugs - who knows with this idiot? Poor kids are stuck between 2 losers.

353 days ago


azzhole needs to overdose and die.

353 days ago

LiLy Munster    


353 days ago


Lol this dude is awesome

353 days ago


Hey Daddy Charlie,
Why not take care of ur own sons????

353 days ago


Charlie you complaint about them knowing about the tooth fairy. Where were u? Don't bash her u are just as bad

353 days ago


Team Charlie. She is clearly a drug addict and only wants the kids for the money they give her. He may be erratic but he loves his kids.

353 days ago


Who does he think he is. They don't know about the tooth fairy.. Are you not their dad you shouldn't teach them? Or is to teach them about having pornstars for your girlfriends. Poor little boys to have those parents

353 days ago


Hey Charlie Daddy,
Take care of ur sons urself, since u so honorable father!!

353 days ago


Charlie is just telling the fing truth. The civil court system for child custody cases in California is a total joke and so is CPS. Most of the judges and DA's i have seen or dealt with ARE douches! And if you don't kiss the judge's ass in every way, shape and form you get burned at the cross. Hopefully Charlie's legal team can get the case transferred, but even Harvey knows it's not the best idea to upset ANY judge. They are going to reprimand you Charlie and i hope it's a slap on the wrist. You keep fighting the good fight and saying the things that no one else has the balls to....REGARDLESS of the consequences. You have balls of steel sir and I commend you.

353 days ago


This is what happens when a crack head marries a crack whore.

353 days ago


This is what happens when you let whores in the house.

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353 days ago


Something to consider:

For Brooke and Charlie to go their separate ways.

Not have anymore sex.

At this point they probably shouldn't even make-out.

Denise and Brooke, yeah.

Hell yeah.

353 days ago


The last time Charlie went off?

Brother couldn't even GET himself a cup of coffee...

In his OWN house!

The goddesses were like, uh, we're out.

Charlie's like you're LIVING in the PALACE of an A-Lister and you cantz get/bring the negro coffee?!!

353 days ago
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