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Dr. Dre

Mercilessly Attacked

In Case Of Alleged Mistress

11/29/2013 12:50 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Dr. Dre
's attack against a big website may have backfired ... the attorney for TheDirty.com fired off a letter to Dre saying what a big fan he is ... and then lumping the legendary rapper in with the likes of OJ Simpson.

It's actually pretty hysterical.  A post on TheDirty claimed Dre -- who is married -- has been hooking up with a big booty video vixen.

Dre's lawyer fired off a letter to TheDirty, and we've obtained the response from the website's lawyer, and it's priceless.

David Gingras, Esq., begins by saying, "Back in the '80s I personally destroyed many subwoofers blasting N.W.A.'s 'F**k Tha Police' in my car in the high school parking lot."

Gingras goes on to say what a fan he is ... and then goes on a very sarcastic attack.

First, the lawyer challenges Dre's claim that the story is false:  "Bill Clinton and Monica what's-her-name both denied having sexual relations.  Of course, they were both lying.  Same thing with Lance Armstrong."  And then he jokes, "Other than O.J. Simpson, who was clearly framed, history is filled with examples of people who make mistakes and lie about them to cover it up."

The hired gun goes on and on, making jokes about people in Eastern Kentucky -- "cue banjo music," trashing a court decision from that region that makes it seem Dre has a case.  The lawyer wrote, "If you believe the Kentucky court's decision [it's compelling] ... I also have a fabulous ocean-front unicorn ranch here in Arizona that you might want to buy."

Bottom line -- TheDirty's lawyer says the posts in question were comments from users, and the website isn't responsible.

This guy's a good writer, and we're in the market ...

18 COMMENTS

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1.

Majestik    

First off, this guy is a lawyer (CUE HARVEY"S PUPPET FACE) and would expect more than Harvey for pay, not happening. He's got a sense of humor that none of TMZ possess, not happening. He's clearly educated and can type a decent email, NOT HAPPENING. Sorry TMZ, you may be in the market, but this dude "AIN"T BUYING". Pfffttt.

266 days ago
2.

Truth    

"THE GUY'S A GOOD WRITER, AND WE'RE IN THE MARKET" --- TMZ. FIRST OFF, DUDE HAS AT LEAST A BASIC UNI DEGREE WHICH IS MORE THAN 95% OF TMZ STAFF. SORRY, THIS DUDE WUD EXPECT A SALARY MORE THAN MINIMUM WAGE. OF THE 5% AT TMZ WHO HAS AT LEAST A BASIC UNI DEGREE, ONE OF THEM HASNT BEEN A LAWYER SINCE 1993 (THO HE KEEPS CLAIMING "HE'S A LAWYER!" ON ALL TMZ MARKETING AND PR CRAP). ISNT THAT FALSE ADVERTISING LEVIN??? JUST SAYIN... THE HYPOCRISY IS REALZ! #TRUTH!!

266 days ago
3.

Charlie    

That has got to be the most unprofessional letter i have read in my life.

266 days ago
4.

the artist formerly known as hand turkey    

Well, he definitely writes like he works for TMZ (that isn't a compliment). Unprofessional douche isn't doing much for the slimy lawyer image. Nic Lamas-whatever is a coward, who conveniently hides behind his loophole so he doesn't have to take responsibility for ruining peoples' lives.

266 days ago
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Ryan@Denver    

This lawyer is awesome - I want to hire him.

266 days ago
6.

shewentwhoa    

I love that website..

266 days ago
7.

bugzeybaby    

Whoever doesn't like this letter? No worries…Its cause they don't like themselves!

266 days ago
8.

Bob    

Very unprofessional of the lawyer, he could be sued or found in contempt for his banjo remark

266 days ago
9.

lilly    

wow...Dre's wife is very good looking, I found info and pics of her here, but it wouldnt be that crazy to be cheating on her...
http://wagcelebrity.com/bios/nicole-threatt-rapper-dr-dres-wife/
here is the other woman, she looks fat to me but with that booty Dre probably fell for it
http://wagcelebrity.com/bios/kili-anderson-rapper-dr-dres-alleged-mistress/
hope nicole gets a good chunck of money

266 days ago
10.

JoeP    

I thought for sure he was going to mention the nightclub attack Dre unleashed on television personality Dee Dee Barnes in which he brutally beat her into a bloody pulp in front of dozen of onlookers. Her crime: she interviewed Ice Cube at the height of his beef with NWA and rather than go after Cube for it, Dre chose to go after the one who interviewed him, a woman half his size, and to this day has never apologized for it.

266 days ago
11.

Lydia    

The dirty site is a horrible horrible thing. I went there for the first time on the Clint Eastwood daughter wedding thing and read a few articles... omg it's not just about celebrities. A guy can send in a photo of some chick and say horrible things about her and then the Nik guy makes a comment.

Since TMZ supports the dirty, I sure hope they get something on Harvey. and make him a story over there.

266 days ago
12.

o rly    

TMZ should be in the market for a spellchecker or someone with a fifth grade education or higher.

266 days ago
13.

FourTwenty.at    

Who cares!? I don't care! I'm old now and ready for Detox

265 days ago
14.

Greasy    

Nik Richie has a terrible lawyer. Its obvious why he lost in court to a slandering convicted pedophile.

265 days ago

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