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Lindsay Lohan

My Ass Says That Crappy Sofa's Gotta Go

12/5/2013 7:45 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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Lindsay Lohan won't put her ass on just any piece of furniture ... that's why she packed up her crappy old sofa and banished it from her swanky NYC apartment.

A moving truck and crew pulled up to Lilo's chi-chi SoHo crib yesterday -- which led to speculation she was moving out -- but sources tell us they were simply there to load up the old couch and deliver a brand spankin' new one.

Sources say Lindsay's been living in the $16,000 a month pad while shooting her docu-series for Oprah Winfrey's cable network -- so the apartment doubles as a set for the show.

We're told ... Lindsay's locked into a 2-year lease on the place ... so she might as well get comfortable.

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Grandma Cracker    

yeah, right.

320 days ago
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FUTMZ    

Yes. That's why the burned and urine-stained sofa was wrapped and packaged to die in storage and there's a moving "team" and guards hovering around. Don't see the shots of any NEW FURNITURE being brought in. Because there isn't any. Curiously, Daily Mail ALREADY did the story of how Orcah took back the rented FILM SET after the docucrap wrapped. It would not be a real Linds story if there weren't lies involved. Linds is back to whoring down in Alphabet City.

320 days ago
3.

meme    

Something. Just ain't right with this story. How can bankrupt LILO afford a $16,000 rental with a two year lease? Seriously, tmz, this is silly.

320 days ago
4.

Mikey    

Thats a shame. Hopefully she still has the two headed dildo to remember Samantha by. Remember that yogurt?

320 days ago
5.

★★★★ Lindsay Speaks The Truth ★★★★    

If only that sofa could talk...


Ewwwww.

320 days ago
6.

ketjo    

Can you say "damage control" ....sorry TMZ Daily Mail already jumped this frog and it's dead.....filmings done....and now its back to sleeping on Ali's couch .....or floating from hotel to hotel.....though I think the Indian connection has been shut down since Vikie got engaged.....an daddy put him back on his leach.....Time for her annual Florida trip .....following the rich old men down to the sunshine shore......

320 days ago
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Christina Marie    

She must have pissed on the old sofa during a blackout.

320 days ago
8.

James R. - Los Angeles    

How the f*ck is considered news???

320 days ago
9.

Kelly    

How long can she fail and fall upward? So Oprah's got her digs covered for two years. So we wait.

320 days ago
10.

PowerBlue    

Future Craigslist Ad: Elegant sofa owned by legendary A-list celebrity. In excellent shape aside from a few hundred cigarette holes and other unidentified burn marks. Slight fish smell should come right out with good upholstery cleaning.

320 days ago
11.

FUTMZ    

Still waiting, TMZ. Where's the photos of her "brand-spankin' new" furniture being moved IN?

That's what I thought. Just another lie.
Linds is homeless again. DUIna's next!

320 days ago
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Mumra the Ever Living    

No doubt the old one smelled of stinky ass, booze, and semen and vomit.

320 days ago
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Mumra the Ever Living    

about this Oprah thing Lohan is doing:
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How long does it take to video enough footage of Lohan sitting around or shopping?
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'Cause she sure ain't working at being an actress.

320 days ago
14.

ketjo    

You know when you think about it she has not paid rent on any place she has squatted in years.. Either her lastest lover has paid the rent or someone like Betty Ford whom she is blackmailing as in" I won't tell all the stuff I know about your clinic "if you rent me a house of my choice for a year..... or she is floating from one hotel to another owned by her "friend" Vikie or squatting in a "friends apartment........and now this.....what will she do now.....? ...No lover in site......No friends........and Vikie's back on his father's leash........Poor Ali....looks like Lindsay is moving back in.......

320 days ago
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Reed    

Someone at TMZ must need to meet their quota on how many words they write up for Lindsay Lohan this week to get that cash because this just isn't information that can be considered news.

320 days ago
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