Gwyneth Paltrow The Snootiest Lemonade Stand Ever!

1/9/2014 8:28 AM PST

Gwyneth Paltrow's kids have a question for passing drivers ... Would you like some smug with your lemonade?

Gwyneth and her kids set stakes in Pacific Palisades Monday ... hawking the hoity-est of toity-est beverages -- 100% homemade lemonade ... organic, and, of course, sugar-free.

Check out the sign -- clearly a Gwyneth creation -- a buck for a small glass, 2 for Venti and a bargain if you buy a cookie.

It's a good lesson for Apple and Moses -- when life gives you lemons, they're not as good as your mom's.