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Broncos Fans

Statewide Porn Binge

After Super Bowl Defeat

2/3/2014 1:54 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

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Nothing cures the agony of defeat like furious masturbation -- at least that's how Broncos Nation decided to deal with its grief last night ... after losing the Super Bowl 43-8.

XXX giant PornHub.com just released some fascinating stats from last night's porn viewership on its website -- showing overall viewership was down 32% during the big game ... down even more in Denver (51%) and Seattle (61%). Makes sense.

The tide turns around the halftime mark (EST) ... when most of the audience bailed on the game ... but things got even more interesting after the final score.

While porn viewing numbers in Seattle and Washington dropped below average in the wake of their massive victory -- presumably because everyone was out partying -- the numbers in Denver and Colorado surged to 10.8% and 7.6% above average, respectively.

So far, no word from Kleenex or Vaseline.

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Cartman    

Jerk offs.

264 days ago
2.

H8Kardash    

Stupid story

264 days ago
3.

Jay    

The game didn't change my routine!

264 days ago
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greeneyedjeepgirl    

Mmmm, lesbians

264 days ago
5.

Spunky Funk    

Cool. I'm Canadian and didn't masturbate afterwards.

264 days ago
6.

WLou    

Losers!! Lol

264 days ago
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Spunky Funk    

I want to know which genres spiked after the game. Interracial? Black D's on white C's?

264 days ago
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BLUE UGLY 💩    

loserz

264 days ago
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KARMA K    

TMZ,really? What a stupid f.cking story! Must have been Harvey's idea.

264 days ago
10.

Larry    

Vaseline? That is so 1950s. Try Astroglide.

264 days ago
11.

Kim    

NICE

264 days ago
12.

Just Steve    

Well Payton manning was jerking off for 4 quarters.

264 days ago
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Tamie M    

And if you compare to every other day of the week I can guarantee it is always at its lowest between 4 pm and 9 pm. Thats dinner and kid, family time. Show some comparison or is Bieber, Lindsay or Kim not doing anything today to warrant any stories?

264 days ago
14.

ticallion    

Is it so hard to label your axes?

264 days ago
15.

dirtylittlesecret    

In other news, Amanda Bynes is still crazy. And apparently going under the alias "Ashley Banks." Twitter.com/PersianLa27 ←??

264 days ago
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