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Kanye West

I Gave My Future Spouse an Oral Exam

... And She Passed

2/15/2014 10:50 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

021514_drunk_in_love_launchIt's a real oxymoron ... Kanye West realized Kim Kardashian was the girl he wanted to marry when she blew it.

A new remix for Beyonce and Jay Z's "Drunk in Love" was released Saturday featuring Kanye ... where Yeezus raps about stuff like Kim's ass and his least favorite sex positions.

But the craziest part ... Kanye flows about the first time he realized Kim could be his future wife -- saying, "I impregnated your mouth, girl, oooh ... that's when I knew you could be my spouse, girl."

Kanye has become a laughing stock ... insert joke here.

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Big D    

What a jackass, no respect.

166 days ago
17.

MightyMatt    

What is interesting is that Kanye seems to measure his popularity based on how many people hate him...and it seems to be working.

166 days ago
18.

2-PLY    

How is this considered music?

166 days ago
19.

franklyspeaking    

How tender.

166 days ago
20.

Ciganos01    

Kim hoedashian loves to clean multiple pipes.. She's a sewer slut trash whore who has a VIP section waiting for her in the pits of hell

166 days ago
21.

SoulCritic    

Kim drank a RayK milkshake - one part Ray J, one part Kanye. Mix, swirl, and swallow. So wholesome. Followed by a donkey punch to cleanse the palette.

166 days ago
22.

How Sway    

Wtf Kanye im like a fan but even i have to admit dat **** is MAAAD DIRESPECTFUL. EVEN IF THAT IS YO WIFE

166 days ago
23.

Pam    

Oooh how romantic

166 days ago
24.

cluesarethere    

The entire family must be so proud! I only wish North was old enough to realize that she has a douche for a daddy and a dumb slut for a mommy. And the rest of the family isn't any better. Poor thing.

166 days ago
25.

Choade McPooter    

Thats Shakespeare, right? I believe MacBeth, but it might be one of the other tragedies.

166 days ago
26.

sfrandiver    

So it is OK if he beat's up someone for calling her names , but then it is OK for him to disrespect her in public. That is guy that all woman dream of marrying.

166 days ago
27.

Cindy    

What girl wouldn't want a song like that to be sung about her?

166 days ago
28.

GregSr    

This guy is a disgrace to his race.

166 days ago
29.

namers    

Disgusting; your mother is rolling over in her grave.

166 days ago
30.

bring back recent posts    

That poor poor North!

166 days ago
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