Joanna Krupa Sorry Dalai Lama ... You're No Jesus!

3/13/2014 9:40 AM PDT

Joanna Krupa says the only reason the Dalai Lama didn't change her life is because -- despite anything you've seen her do and say -- she's "All about Jesus." 

JK was leaving Sur restaurant last night when she tried to explain why she dissed Dalai last month ... by professing her love for JC, but made a major slip up in the process. 

Joanna attempts to say she can't wait to see the new movie, "Son of God" -- but you gotta hear how it comes out of her mouth.

Someone needs to get to Bible study ... stat.