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Michael Lohan

Our Father, Who Art a Deadbeat

Ordered to Pay Up or Be Arrested

5/31/2014 12:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0530-mike-dina-lohan-cross-tmz-01Dina Lohan's prayers have just been answered -- TMZ has learned, a judge just ordered Michael Lohan to fork over back child support to cover his son Cody's Catholic school education ... or a warrant will be issued for his arrest.

We're told Michael has until July to pay up. Dina claims he owes $20,000, legal docs say it's only $3,800 ... and Michael claims he's OVERpaid his ex. 

Now let us pray ...

Michael Lohan, who art a deadbeat (allegedly)
Shallow be thy fame
Don't look so glum
And don't try to run
Because if you don't pay your damn bills already, you'll end up in jail again.

Give your kids their monthly bread (money)
And they'll forgive your trespasses,
As you forgive Kate Major, who trespasses against you.
And lead yourself not into temptation,
but deliver yourself from evil.

Seriously, enough already.

Amen.

88 COMMENTS

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31.

Leave-Britney-Alone    

I'm rather agnostic, but don't get why it is ok to mock religious prayer just to try to be funny...which it wasn't.

62 days ago
32.

DaveL    

This "rewrite" of the Lord's Prayer is extremely distasteful.

62 days ago
33.

B4-I-FU-RU-18?    

Thug, douche, loser, dirtbag. The guy is a joke.

62 days ago
34.

itsfunnycuzitstrue    

Ignorant disrespectful pricks. This ain't even mildly amusing. F U TMZ

62 days ago
35.

beckyleann    

The way this article was written is highly offensive. There was no reason for it to be written this way. Perhaps you should give a thought to your readers before writing this kind of offensive trash. This article showed nothing but ignorance, disregard and disrespect for anyone that might be reading.

62 days ago
36.

ex lax    

and these loser are famous to the p-ons for raising hooker children

62 days ago
37.

Tonya    

luv lilo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PI95PgJUyhU

62 days ago
38.

seahawk fan    

So distasteful

62 days ago
39.

Turtle    

How will that solve the problem ? If arrested and jailed he can't work and therefore still can't pay up

62 days ago
40.

Btheball    

TMZ you guys are two face. You can Bash a Christian prayer. But oh be good to the Muslims and gays.

62 days ago
41.

So Nasty So Rude    

I predicted this was going to happen.. And no one believed me :(

62 days ago
42.

meanpeoplesuck88    

Who cares

62 days ago
43.

cementmixer    

All the lohans should just die. What a loser family.

62 days ago
44.

Jbaby    

Very offensive to use the Lord's Prayer in your stupid trash. Tmz has stopped to a new low

62 days ago
45.

Just Steve    

Lol tmz one of these days ull step on the wrong foot. Too far sometimes

62 days ago
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