Lil Wayne -- Puts Bad Luck House on the Market

Miami Beach house listing: nine bedrooms, nine full bathrooms, 15,000 sq. ft., one swatting, one random prostitute, and one crazy guy who hangs around ominously outside.

So maybe Lil Wayne's real estate agent didn't mention every one of those facts when he put Wayne's house up for sale, but it's up nonetheless.

And can you blame Weezy? Look at that list of crazy stuff that's gone on at that home in just a little over a month.

The asking price is a cool $18,000,000 ... so maybe Wayne can spring for a fence around his next place.