Joanna Krupa I've Got a Whale Tail for You

11/23/2016 8:31 AM PST

Joanna Krupa's Got a Whale Tail for You

EXCLUSIVE

Something tells us Joanna Krupa's RIDICULOUS body will not be adversely affected by whatever Thanksgiving feast she's about to have -- unlike the rest of us.

The ex-'Real Housewife' took a dip on Miami Beach in a two-piece that was clinging hard to her assets. Well played, bikini ... well played.

#HappyHumpday