In "The Vow," Rachel McAdams is torn between hunky Channing Tatum and gorgeous Scott Speedman.

The question is ...

UFC hottie Arianny Celeste's bikini executed a breathtaking submission hold earlier today at a pool in Miami -- squeezing her boobs so tight ... the lovely ladies nearly came loose.

She's got all the right moves.

Miranda Kerr got into a sticky situation while poolside in Australia the other day, but luckily her sexy friend was around to serve as her personal bikini bottom wedgie assistant.

Sometimes even gorgeous supermodels get their panties in a bunch.

She's the breakout star of  this season's "Mob Wives" and one of Staten Island's finest convicted cocaine dealers, but Angela "Big Ang" Raiola brought out the big, er, guns to the west coast when she went to BOA in L.A. on Monday.

The buxom 52-year-old definitely has a lot of support out here.

Here's a photo of Hollywood legend Zsa Zsa Gabor enjoying herself at her 95th birthday party in Bev Hills yesterday ... a party thrown by her hubby Prince Von Ahole.

Zsa Zsa stayed behind closed doors during the festivities ... while Prince and his guests enjoyed a bunch of German food, some champagne and some chocolate cake.

Von Ahole called the event, "A celebration of my wife's life."

During the event, partygoers belted out a rendition of "Happy Birthday" ... even though ZZ wasn't around to hear it ... because she was resting ... in peace.

Jennifer Lopez showed off her 42-year-old mother of two taut flat stomach while in Malibu the other day.

The "American Idol" judge was looking belly good, as her 24-year-old boy toy lover Casper Smart frolicked on the sand with her daughter Emme.

Ticking off Marc Anthony is like a day at the beach.

Queen of Pop Madonna is performing during the halftime show at the Super Bowl, while original "American Idol" Kelly Clarkson is singing the national anthem.

Question is ...

Here's "SNL" performance survivor Lana Del Rey recently (left) -- and wannabe famous person Phoebe Price back in 2010 (right).

Neither has a critically acclaimed album.

We're just sayin'.

NFL legend Joe Montana has definitely got game.

Here's the 25-year-old four-time Super Bowl champion quarterback in 1981 (left) -- and 30 years later, the 55-year-old a couple of months ago (right).

They don't call him Golden Joe for nothing.

"Captain America" star Chris Evans showed off his super buff superhero hairy chest and abs while at some sorta photo shoot at Vasquez Rocks Natural Park outside L.A. on Wednesday.

The 30-year-old knows being shirtless is his patriotic duty.

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