Cristiano Ronaldo -- I Must Say!
Here's Portuguese soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo at an event in L.A. on Monday (left) -- and Martin Short as Ed Grimley on "Saturday Night Live" back in the day (right).Totally decent.We're just… READ MORE >
Born – February 5, 1985
Funchal, Madeira, Portugal
Footballer, father, bringer of lady wood.
Member of Real Madrid football club who became the highest paid soccer player in history when he joined the team, signing a contract reportedly worth up to $131.6 million dollars. That's more than most people make in a YEAR.
Nicknamed "Euro-Greasy" for his slick backed hair, constant tan, waxed body and possibly because he may have boned Paris Hilton once. Gross.
Dates beautiful models and drives expensive cars. But take all that away and what do you have? One of the richest, most elite athletes on the planet. Damn you Ronaldo … you beautiful bastard.
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Watching Cristiano Ronaldo
While heading to practice in L.A. on Monday, soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo flashed his pimped out gold World Traveler Watch featuring four different time zones on its face. Ronaldo knows what time… READ MORE >
Soccer Hunks: Who'd You Rather?
Soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo, World Cup-winning Spanish goalie Iker Casillas, Team USA captain Landon Donovan and icon David Beckham jokingly posed holding each other's jerseys at a press… READ MORE >
Ronaldo & GF -- Hot, Wet & Straddlin' Each Other
Soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo and his smokin' hot model girlfriend Irina Shayk turned up the heat on the beach in Portugal by wrapping their tone, tan and wet bodies around each other.It's rough… READ MORE >
Getting That Hollywood glow
Which Look is Best?
While most celebrities like to have their day in the sun ... not all of them should. Check out these stars and tell us if you prefer them Snooki orange or Pattinson pale. READ MORE >
Ronaldo to SI Covergirl: YOU Are the Lucky One
Soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo has a strange custom -- keeping smoking hot SI Swimsuit Issue covergirl Irina Shayk 10 feet behind him. Closer than we'll ever get, but dude ... really? Check out TMZ… READ MORE >
Ronaldo and GF -- Hottest They've Ever Looked
Not bad, right? READ MORE >
Clash of the Footballers -- Ronaldo Meets Ochocinco
With no playoff game to prep for this weekend, Chad Ochocinco jetted over to Spain this week ... and went on a double date with the most famous futbol player on the planet ... Cristiano Ronaldo.… READ MORE >
Cristiano Ronaldo's GF Hangs Out ... with Him
Hot futbol stud Cristiano Ronaldo and his even hotter girlfriend Irina Shayk were spotted being hot together in Spain on Thursday.Together they are on team Unreal Madrid. READ MORE >
Cristiano Ronaldo Is Good Looking
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