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Cristiano Ronaldo

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Born – February 5, 1985
Funchal, Madeira, Portugal

Footballer, father, bringer of lady wood.

Member of Real Madrid football club who became the highest paid soccer player in history when he joined the team, signing a contract reportedly worth up to $131.6 million dollars. That's more than most people make in a YEAR.

Nicknamed "Euro-Greasy" for his slick backed hair, constant tan, waxed body and possibly because he may have boned Paris Hilton once. Gross.

Dates beautiful models and drives expensive cars. But take all that away and what do you have? One of the richest, most elite athletes on the planet. Damn you Ronaldo … you beautiful bastard.

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Sister porn stars Natasha and Natalia Starr would sleep with Derek Jeter, Cristiano Ronaldo and David Beckham ... but the list of sports stars they wouldn't sleep with ... IS HYSTERICAL.Our… READ MORE >

Cristiano Ronaldo & Irina Shayk -- Matching Tight Pants

Cristiano Ronaldo and Irina Shayk
Matching Tight Pants

Soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo and model GF Irina Shayk both showed up to a European basketball game last night wearing skin-hugging pants.As far as celebrity couples go, these two are… READ MORE >

- 29 days ago
Louis Tomlinson -- Sorry Messi ... RONALDO IS BETTER!!!

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Sorry Messi ... RONALDO IS BETTER!!!

Say what you will about Louis Tomlinson, but the One Direction singer's got a serious pair of cojones for taking a stand on one of the biggest arguments in sports -- Messi vs. Ronaldo.  Louis… READ MORE >

- 40 days ago
Cristiano Ronaldo -- It Takes 5 Strong Men to Massage My Body

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It Takes 5 Strong Men to Massage My Body

Cristiano Ronaldo is a big fan of the 5-on-1 ... at least when it comes to his massages -- and the soccer phemon just posted a photo to prove it. The Real Madrid star just tweeted a pic showing a… READ MORE >

- 109 days ago
Cristiano Ronaldo -- Thanks Kids for Sending Him PICTURES in Boys Underwear Competition

Cristiano Ronaldo
Thanks Kids for Sending PICS In Boys Underwear Competition

Today in unfortunately worded tweets ... Cristiano Ronaldo just posted a message that READS LIKE he thanked little boys for sending him underwear selfies.  Here's the tweet -- "Thank you all… READ MORE >

- 179 days ago
Soccer Legend Gary Lineker -- Ronaldo Is GREATER Than Pele

Soccer Legend Gary Lineker
Ronaldo Is GREATER Than Pele Ever Was

Gary Lineker is a soccer legend -- he's even been enshrined in England's Football Hall of Fame -- which is why it's a little shocking that someone with his experience and soccer knowledge believes… READ MORE >

- 257 days ago
Cristiano Ronaldo & Serena Williams -- Great Abs Are Not Gender Specific

Ronaldo & Serena
Great Abs Are Not Gender Specific

Whether you're one of the top men's soccer players or the best women's tennis player on the planet, a ribbed set of abs makes the game a little easier. Here's Cristiano Ronaldo and Serena… READ MORE >

- 306 days ago
Cristiano Ronaldo -- Gets His Stuff Measured

Cristiano Ronaldo
Gets His Stuff Measured

Despite all the hype, soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo really does measure up.Even though he already looks like a perfectly sculpted plastic sculpture, the 28-year-old Portuguese futbol sensation… READ MORE >

- 323 days ago
Cristiano Ronaldo -- My Super Hot Girlfriend Makes Me Sleepy

Cristiano Ronaldo
My Super Hot Girlfriend Makes Me Sleepy

While bronzing his already golden muscled skin on a yacht in St. Tropez on Monday, soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo had more important things to do than pay attention to his ridiculously hot bikini… READ MORE >

- 655 days ago
Cristiano Ronaldo -- I Must Say!

Cristiano Ronaldo -- I Must Say!

Here's Portuguese soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo at an event in L.A. on Monday (left) -- and Martin Short as Ed Grimley on "Saturday Night Live" back in the day (right).Totally decent.We're just… READ MORE >

- 1004 days ago

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