Cristiano Ronaldo

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Born – February 5, 1985
Funchal, Madeira, Portugal

Footballer, father, bringer of lady wood.

Member of Real Madrid football club who became the highest paid soccer player in history when he joined the team, signing a contract reportedly worth up to $131.6 million dollars. That's more than most people make in a YEAR.

Nicknamed "Euro-Greasy" for his slick backed hair, constant tan, waxed body and possibly because he may have boned Paris Hilton once. Gross.

Dates beautiful models and drives expensive cars. But take all that away and what do you have? One of the richest, most elite athletes on the planet. Damn you Ronaldo … you beautiful bastard.

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Cristiano Ronaldo -- I Must Say!

Cristiano Ronaldo -- I Must Say!

Here's Portuguese soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo at an event in L.A. on Monday (left) -- and Martin Short as Ed Grimley on "Saturday Night Live" back in the day (right).Totally decent.We're just… READ MORE >

We're Just Sayin', Beauty - 315 days ago
Watching Cristiano Ronaldo

Watching Cristiano Ronaldo

While heading to practice in L.A. on Monday, soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo flashed his pimped out gold World Traveler Watch featuring four different time zones on its face. Ronaldo knows what time… READ MORE >

Beauty, TMZ Sports, Paparazzi Photo - 316 days ago
Soccer Hunks: Who'd You Rather?

Soccer Hunks: Who'd You Rather?

Soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo, World Cup-winning Spanish goalie Iker Casillas, Team USA captain Landon Donovan and icon David Beckham jokingly posed holding each other's jerseys at a press… READ MORE >

Beauty - 322 days ago
Ronaldo & GF -- Hot, Wet & Straddlin' Each Other

Ronaldo & GF -- Hot, Wet & Straddlin' Each Other

Soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo and his smokin' hot model girlfriend Irina Shayk turned up the heat on the beach in Portugal by wrapping their tone, tan and wet bodies around each other.It's rough… READ MORE >

Paparazzi Photo, Hot Bodies, Beauty, Stars In Heat - 335 days ago
Getting That Hollywood Glow -- VOTE!

Getting That Hollywood glow
Which Look is Best?

While most celebrities like to have their day in the sun ... not all of them should. Check out these stars and tell us if you prefer them Snooki orange or Pattinson pale.  READ MORE >

Photo Galleries - 340 days ago
Ronaldo to SI Covergirl: YOU Are the Lucky One

Ronaldo to SI Covergirl: YOU Are the Lucky One

Soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo has a strange custom -- keeping smoking hot SI Swimsuit Issue covergirl Irina Shayk 10 feet behind him. Closer than we'll ever get, but dude ... really? Check out TMZ… READ MORE >

TMZ TV, TMZ Sports, Foxnews Latino - 470 days ago
Ronaldo and GF -- Hottest They've Ever Looked

Ronaldo and GF -- Hottest They've Ever Looked

Not bad, right?  READ MORE >

TMZ Sports, Hot Bodies, Paparazzi Photo - 477 days ago
Clash of the Footballers -- Ronaldo Meets Ochocinco

Clash of the Footballers -- Ronaldo Meets Ochocinco

With no playoff game to prep for this weekend, Chad Ochocinco jetted over to Spain this week ... and went on a double date with the most famous futbol player on the planet ... Cristiano Ronaldo.… READ MORE >

TMZ Sports - 509 days ago
Cristiano Ronaldo's GF Hangs Out ... with Him

Cristiano Ronaldo's GF Hangs Out ... with Him

Hot futbol stud Cristiano Ronaldo and his even hotter girlfriend Irina Shayk were spotted being hot together in Spain on Thursday.Together they are on team Unreal Madrid. READ MORE >

Paparazzi Photo, Beauty, Hot Bodies, Foxnews Latino - 565 days ago
Cristiano Ronaldo Is Good Looking

Cristiano Ronaldo Is Good Looking

Seriously. READ MORE >

TMZ Sports, Hot Bodies, Beauty - 660 days ago