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Dane Jeffrey Cook (born March 18, 1972) is an American stand-up comedian and film actor. He has released five comedy albums: Harmful If Swallowed; Retaliation; Vicious Circle; Rough Around The Edges: Live From Madison Square Garden; and Isolated Incident. In 2006, Retaliation became the highest charting comedy album in 28 years and went platinum. He performed an HBO special in the Fall of 2006, Vicious Circle, a straight-to-DVD special titled Rough Around The Edges (which is included in the album of the same name), and a Comedy Central special in 2009 titled Isolated Incident. He is credited as one of the first comedians to use a personal webpage and MySpace to build a large fan base and in 2006 was described as "alarmingly popular". As an actor, Cook has appeared in films since 1997, including Mystery Men, Waiting..., Employee of the Month, Good Luck Chuck, Dan in Real Life, Mr. Brooks (in a non-comedic role), and My Best Friend's Girl. Cook was born in Cambridge, Massachusetts, the second son of Donna Jean (née Ford) and George F. Cook. Cook has an older half-brother, Darryl, and five sisters. He was raised in a Roman Catholic family in Arlington, Massachusetts, where he attended

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Dane Cook Apologizes for Massacre Joke -- 'Bad Judgment Call'

Dane Cook Apologizes
for Massacre Joke -- 'Bad Judgment Call'

Dane Cook has issued an apology for cracking a joke about the "Dark Knight Rises" massacre ... saying he regrets telling the joke ... and admits it was a "bad judgment call."Cook just posted a… READ MORE >

Dane Cook -- Cracking Jokes About 'Batman' Massacre

Dane Cook Cracks Jokes
About 'Batman' Massacre

Dane Cook is using the Colorado shooting tragedy as material for his standup act. Last night, Cook took the stage at the Laugh Factory on Sunset Blvd. and began to talk about "Dark Knight Rises."… READ MORE >

- 637 days ago
Dane Cook Finds Lost Dog with Twitter Help

Dane Cook Finds Lost Dog with Twitter Help

Dane Cook took to Twitter last night when his beloved dog Beast went missing -- and wouldn't you know it ... the pooch was found just two hours later. Score one for social media!Cook posted a pic… READ MORE >

- 1048 days ago
Dane Cook & Jeff Ross -- Will Sing for Boobs

Dane Cook & Jeff Ross
Will Sing for Boobs

Dane Cook and Jeffrey Ross were mobbed by chicks last night -- one of whom was TOPLESS -- all because they got on stage and sang a little Guns N' Roses ... and TMZ has the footage. Cook grabbed… READ MORE >

- 1122 days ago
Dane Cook -- California Made a $500,000 Mistake

Dane Cook -- California Made a $500,000 Mistake

Dane Cook is taking on the State of California -- claiming the Tax Board made a mistake that could have cost him more than half a million bucks. The State of California has issued a tax lien… READ MORE >

- 1435 days ago
Dane Cook Heckler Steals the Show

Dane Cook Heckler Steals the Show

Dane Cook didn't even need to be on stage to get heckled this weekend -- because one wacked out drunk dude outside Crown Bar was relentless in trying to get him to tell a "funny joke."As usual… READ MORE >

- 1676 days ago
Dane Cook -- Goody Two Shoes of Comedy

Dane Cook -- Goody Two Shoes of Comedy

According to Dane Cook, he "don't drink, don't smoke" -- so what does he do?Well, yesterday leaving Crunch gym, he double-fisted protein shakes, introduced us to his "parents" and called his time… READ MORE >

- 1695 days ago
Dane Cook -- Chopped Up Over Nudie Joke

Dane Cook
Chopped Up Over Nudie Joke

Vanessa Hudgens shot Dane Cook the "Look of Death" at the Teen Choice Awards after he tried to crack a joke about her nude pix -- but unlike those photos, the viewers at home didn't get to see… READ MORE >

- 1718 days ago
20 More Charges Aimed at Dane Cook's Bro

20 More Charges Aimed at Dane Cook's Bro

Dane Cook's half brother has been indicted in Massachusetts on 20 additional counts of larceny ... for allegedly stealing more than $11 million from Cook over a nearly five-year period.The new… READ MORE >

- 1754 days ago
Dane Cook's Sister-in-Law Busted

Dane Cook's Sister-in-Law Busted

Stealing from Dane Cook allegedly runs in the family. With his brother Daryl McCauley already facing charges for allegedly embezzling millions from the "comedian," McCauley's wife Erika was… READ MORE >

- 1764 days ago

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