James Caan's Ex Isn't Kiddin'

James Caan's soon-to-be ex wife wants one hell of a parting gift -- physical custody of their two minor children.

Linda Caan filed papers in L.A. County Superior Court, asking for full physical custody of the kids, spousal support, and for James to pay her attorney's fees.

On the bright side, Linda checked the box saying she wants to give James visitation rights and joint legal custody of the kids.

James filed for divorce last month, citing irreconcilable differences.