Gene Simmons Has Cure for Your Processed Meat Cancer Fear (VIDEO)

There's NO need to panic over processed meats causing cancer, if you simply follow the instructions of Gene Simmons -- yes, the guy most famous for rocking out with his tongue out could save your life.

We got Not-Dr. Simmons and wife Shannon Tweed in Bev Hills yesterday, and asked 'em about the World Health Organization announcement that struck panic in the hearts of meat fans everywhere.

Gene, unlike most of us, didn't sound the least bit worried ... and offered some advice straight outta the "good book."

Bacon lovers -- this might hurt a little.