Jaden Smith: I'm the Chosen One to Get a Tesla X!!

Jaden Smith really does have a direct line to God -- or at least Elon Musk -- since he managed to score one of the first new Tesla SUVs.

Jaden was stuntin' in his Tesla X Monday evening in L.A. ... as well he should -- the brand new vehicle's release has been delayed more than a year. Even people who put in early deposits have had to wait and wait and wait.

The fully electric whip, with those awesome falcon-wing doors, does 0 to 60 mph in 3.2 seconds.

Jaden's called himself a prophet. At this point, who the hell are we to argue?