And now, the comedic stylings of Rob Gronkowski ...
"You wanna know why Jews do play football??? To get their quarter back you cheap f*ck."
WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA!
Yeah, that was the kind of material Gronk was workin' with at the Roast of David Ortiz in Boston on Thursday -- where he dropped everything from black jokes to fat jokes to penis jokes.
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Hey, it's a roast ... right?
Among the highlights ...
-- Gronk pointed out female comics he wouldn't bang
-- told Anthony Mackie (who's black) he was impressed by his role of Falcon in Captain America because he could fly "when he's not being chased by the cops"
-- told Ortiz he "jerked off" in his green room on the set of a Dunkin' Donuts commercial
There's more. Eight minutes of it. Enjoy.
The good news, the event raised money for the David Ortiz Children's Fund.