"Idol" Goes Pro Choice
Tonight, "American Idol's" remaining trilogy of terror takes the stage to sing songs of their own choice -- as well as those of the judges and producers. TMZ moles obtained the set list early, so you won't have to abort your evening plans.
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Kristy Lee Cook -- Smalltown Nobody
"Idol" castoff Kristy Lee Cook is getting too big for her britches -- at least in her own head.
The songstress called her local nail salon in Grants Pass, Ore. yesterday to make an appointment, and get this -- Kristy asked to be ushered in through the back door to avoid the crowds of adoring fans. Only problem, there weren't any!
No one at the salon had even heard of her. Needless to say, Cook walked in unharmed by the swarm of no one and got her nails and feet did. It's hard being famous y'all!
J. Castro Speaks on Dreaded Stage Dad Drama
Maybe if Jason Castro had a stage dad from hell, he wouldn't have forgotten the lyrics to that Bob Dylan song.
TMZ caught up with the latest "American Idol" reject at LAX today, and asked him what he thought about another "A.I." reject -- David Archuleta's dad.
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Simon Didn't Vote Off Archuleta's Dad
Jeff Archuleta did plenty of things to get himself banned from "Idol" -- but piss off Simon Cowell wasn't one of them.
We asked the "A.I." judge what he thought about David's stage dad from hell -- but for once Simon had nothing but nice things to say.
As TMZ first reported, Jeff is "banned from being in the rooms where David was learning or rehearsing his songs." He will be allowed to sit in the audience during the live show, but he's 86'd from anything backstage.
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Archuleta's Dad Banished from "Idol"
TMZ has learned David Archuleta's dad, Jeff, has been officially banned from "American Idol."
Here's how it went down. "Idol" sources tell TMZ Jeff has been a complete pain in the ass, interfering with the entire production. He has badgered producers, the band, vocal coaches and even other contestants. The final straw came this week, when Jeff wanted to change the lyrics to David's first song, "Stand By Me." Jeff insisted on adding a verse from Sean Kingston's hit, "Beautiful Girls." Producers sent him an e-mail telling him the lyrics could not be changed. They were beyond pissed when David sang the song with Kingston's lyrics during the live show.
We're told by changing the lyrics, it created problems with the song's publisher and cost "A.I." a lot of money.
Jeff was ordered to sit with "A.I." lawyers on Wednesday, who told him he was "banned from being in the rooms where David was learning or rehearsing his songs." It's "Idol's" position, since David is 17, he does not need a guardian -- just a teacher. Jeff will be allowed to sit in the audience during the live show but he's 86'd from anything backstage.
Sources say the other contestants were fed up with Jeff and didn't want him near them. Now they have their wish.
All in all, sources say Jeff is the stage dad from hell. BTW, he was banned on the set when David did "Star Search" a few years back.
David Archuleta -- Crybaby!
The ginormous crowd of screaming tweenage girls was just too much for David Archuleta to handle -- boy started bawling on stage today in Utah!
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David Archuleta's Missionary Position
David Archuleta was asked by a fan this morning if he'd be going on a mission for his church, since he's LDS and all.
How making Paula Abdul misty-eyed counts as spreading the word of Mormon is beyond us.
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"Idol" Reject Popped for Pervy Sex Texts
A guy who once tried to get onto "American Idol" by comparing himself to Clay Aiken just got nabbed for sending sex-laced text messages to a 12-year-old boy and propositioning a ten-year-old while volunteering at a Brooklyn elementary school.
Colin Leahy, who's 23 and auditioned on season three of "AI," was arrested by Brooklyn cops yesterday and charged with two counts of endangering the welfare of a child. He was arraigned and released on his own recognizance, the DA tells TMZ.
Leahy never made it to Hollywood, and he had compared himself to Clayken because they had both been camp counselors -- oops. Simon Cowell called his tryout "as bad as it can possibly get." Well, maybe not quite.
Castro: Send Me to Cuba, Anywhere but "A.I."
Jason Castro may have sent out a silent plea last night to get kicked off "American Idol."
We have a spy at the "Ellen DeGeneres Show" taping today, for a show that airs tomorrow. Producers slowed down the tape of "A.I" where Ryan is reading the phone numbers and Jason mouths what looks like, "Don't vote."
Some people at TMZ think he might be saying, "vote, vote," but the majority of us think he's asking for the boot -- which, by the way, he ended up getting anyway.
Is the Fix in For Archuleta?
David Archuleta could fart and the "A.I." judges would say bravo.
Davie boy was pretty good last night, but really, it's as if the judges were preprogrammed to drool over him regardless of what he did. They didn't cream over Kelly Clarkson the way they did with David, and no offense, but he eats her dust.
"Idol" has its mitts on the recording contracts of the winners. So is this about talent, or that David is more commercial and has a longer shelf life? We're just askin'.....
Jason Castro: Lyrically Challenged
The trainwreck that is Jason Castro finally derailed for good last night when he completely effed up a line of "Mr. Tambourine Man" -- and just mumbled along instead.
And you thought Bob Dylan was tough to understand.
"Idol" Wannabes Inducted into Hall of Lame
Tonight the theme on "American Idol" is songs that influenced rock and roll -- so it's safe to say you won't be hearing anything by Fantasia or Taylor Hicks. TMZ's embedded moles have obtained the song list, so get ready to listen to everything from Bob Dylan to The Who ... get massacred!
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"A.I." Top Four Drown in a Sea of Snappers
Say goodbye to small town obscurity! For now, at least.
The final four "A.I." contestants -- David Cook, David Archuleta, Syesha Mercado and Jason Castro -- were greeted in Las Vegas yesterday by a pap/fan crush only Brangelina and Britney have witnessed.
Who knew "Idol" was so popular?
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Brooke White - Give it a Rest, Honey
Brooke White was blowing out of L.A. yesterday, shunning photogs because she said she was on "vocal rest."
Isn't that how she got voted off in the first place?
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David Cook Won't Royally Screw Kids
Royals fans can rest easy -- there won't be 25 crying kids in the crowd when David Cook comes to town.
Cook was approached by the Kansas City Royals to sing the national anthem at game on May 9. The problem is 25 elementary kids were already booked.
A spokesperson for the Royals told TMZ that Cook didn't feel comfortable bumping the kids -- so he'll sing "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" during the 7th inning stretch instead, and throw out the first pitch.
Cook was invited to the game because if he survives another week of "Idol," he'll be making a trip home Blue Springs, MO. for a visit.
David Cook's Gal Pal
"American Idol" wannabe David Cook (left) on last night's show -- and a freshly shaven Rosie O'Donnell (right) back in 2002.
One of them is a lesbian icon.
We're just sayin'!