Hollywood's Jailbait

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Some of today's youngest celebs are so eager to grow up, they're dressing and getting pregnant just like their adult peers. Check out the latest batch of underage rising stars -- before they graduate to rehab, prison or obscurity.

Jamie Lynn Baby Bumpin'

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Jamie Lynn Spears lil' bump is growin' y'all!

The 17-year-old Nickelodeon star spent her day in McComb, Mississippi studying for her SATs shopping.

Brit's unwed kid sister will reportedly debut the newest member of the Spears family sometime this summer.

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Finger It Like Baby Beckham

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For Victoria Beckham's 34th birthday, her adorable three-year-old son Cruz flipped off paps as daddy David carried him out of the Pink Taco in L.A. on Thursday.

Baby's first pap smear!

Ashlee: Fake Singer, Fake Pic, Fake Ring?!

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Mum-to-be Ashlee Simpson and her littlest groom Pete Wentz enjoyed a tender, Heidi & Spencer-esque staged moment in NYC on Wednesday -- to show off her giant diamond. Baby's first engagement ring!

Looks like the lip-synching phenom can finally call herself a rock star!

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Gisele to Bridget: First Your Man, Now Your Baby!

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Listen carefully -- you can almost hear Bridget Moynahan's head exploding.
The folks over at Flynet snapped this pic of Gisele, Tom Brady and his son John in the Pacific Palisades yesterday.

How can she hold the kid in one hand and Brady's balls in the other?

That a Baby Bump or You Just Happy to See Me?!

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At six months pregnant, Nicole Kidman looks like she just has a little gas buildup. *burp*

The glowing porcelain mom-to-be and her fetus' tantastic, flat-ironed and highlighted birth father, Keith Urban, couldn't look any happier about their pending indigestion baby on Monday.

Nicole is finally eating for one.

It's Official -- Ashlee Is Dumber Than Jessica

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UPDATE: Someone might want to clue Pete Wentz in, he's denying the whole thing to MTV.
Holy unwed mothers!

23-year-old lip-synching queen Ashlee Simpson is carrying fiance Pete Wentz's baby, or so says Us. Does anyone practice safe sex anymore?!

Ashlee -- whose father is a former Baptist minister -- apparently didn't save herself for marriage like big sis Jessica... she gave it away for free!

Family values are alive and well in Tinseltown!

Tori Spelling Tans Her Fetus

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UVA & UVB rays aside, Tori Spelling really has that maternal glow!

Nearly eight-months preggers, Tori showed off her unborn curves poolside before a taping of her reality show on Tuesday.

Tori ain't letting a little thing like pregnancy stop her from being a bikini babe!

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Jamie Lynn: Baby with a Bump

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Jesus take the wheel.

Suspicious Minds Over Presley's Due Date

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In the top of her second trimester, at least according to published reports, Scientolostar Lisa Marie Presley is a big hunk o' lovely.

We've read, she's supposed to give silent birth in the fall ... maybe sooner?

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Spice Baby Makes Pap Her Bitch

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When babies drop other people's crap, it's the mom's duty to pick it up, right?

Yeah, someone should teach Geri Halliwell that lesson.

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America's Favorite Unwed Pregnant Teen Turns 17

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Britney's pregnant baby sister, Jamie Lynn, celebrated the eve of her 17th birthday by hitting up a Louisiana JC Penney on Thursday -- with her soon-to-be baby daddy Casey Aldridge. Awww. What great role models.

The expectant parents are allegedly engaged. They're the teen Brangelina!

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Sabrina, The Baby Pimp Witch

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Is three weeks too soon to pimp out your newborn child?!

With no magazine million dollar baby pic offer to speak of, Melissa Joan Hart hit up a Beverly Hills expectant mom event on Wednesday -- with her poor 21-day-old son, Braydon, at her breast. Baby's first red carpet.

What's next? Braydon's birthday party at Hyde?!

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Guess Whose Celebuspawn This Is!

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This tan blonde showed up at an L.A. premiere on Monday. Can you guess who his famous dad is?!

Guess Whose Celebuspawn This Is!

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This happy-go-lucky teen showed up to an awards show in L.A. this weekend. Can you guess which two celebrities are responsible for creating him?!

Parents Slam J.Lo Over Posh Nursery

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People mag's spread on J.Lo and Marc Anthony's newborn twins has shocked some staffers at Parents magazine.

The peeved peeps posted an open memo to J.Lo citing numerous baby safety hazards. But TMZ spoke to Kimberlee at Boo Boo Busters, a child safety company, and they say J.Lo is totally in the right.