Jamie Lynn: Happy Unwed, Teenage Mother's Day!
Unsteady pumps like these aren't a recommended accessory for girls like Jamie Lynn Spears -- but then again, for a 17-year-old, neither is a baby bump.
JL, Casey and the fam spent part of their Mother's Day in church. WWJD?
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Britney's Kids Have a Whale of a Time
Since Kevin Federline has been in charge of Sean Preston and Jayden James, their lives are no longer a zoo -- they're an aquarium.
With a nanny and security in tow, K-Fed took the kiddies to the Long Beach Aquarium of the Pacific on Wednesday.
Kind of interesting since they already live in a fishbowl.
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Spears' Baby Shower Hush Puppies and Healing
Jamie Lynn Spears' baby shower -- which included Britney, Mama Lynne and about 30 other family members and friends -- was also a time for healing. Break out your trust quilts!
A source close to the fam tells us the day's festivities included an apology from Britney for putting her family through all kinds of drama the last few years. And the guests were warned ahead of time not to bring up any of Britney's antics -- in other words, no head-shaving jokes!
The shower was complete with Southern style food, including a family fav, mac and cheese. Jamie Lynn also opened presents -- the best being a camouflaged hunting gear onesie. Daddy's little redneck? Yep, all is back to normal at the old Spears shack.
Jamie Lynn Looking to Adopt, Too?
She's about to pop out a baby, but Jamie Lynn Spears has also been spending time with some super cute pups.
The last thing this girl needs is another wild bitch in the family.
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Feast Your Eyes on Halle Berry
While baby Nahla was nowhere in sight, voluptuous new mom Halle Berry did show off her gorgeous girls as she shopped in L.A. on Tuesday.
Milk really does do a body good.
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Fergie's Daughter Is a Big Girl Now
Sarah Ferguson's daughter, Princess Beatrice of York, is not a little girl anymore -- she's 19!
The Weight Watchers spokesperson's eldest child went Jet-skiing in St. Barts on Wednesday.
Beatrice is fifth in line for the British throne.
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Pregnant Hollywood
The newest accessory in Hollywood is a baby bump. Let's just hope these don't come with stretch marks. It's all about the cocoa butter ladies!
Stephen Baldwin: GodSpeedo
Born-again Baldwin brother Stephen showed off the unfortunate body the Lord gave him -- and then desecrated it by wrapping his junk in a swaddling mankini. OMG! Is there another pregnant man?!
The 41-year-old Evangelical "Threesome" star went for a dip in Israel's Dead Sea.
A grown man in a spandex diaper? Now, that's the true abomination.
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Hollywood's Jailbait
Some of today's youngest celebs are so eager to grow up, they're dressing and getting pregnant just like their adult peers. Check out the latest batch of underage rising stars -- before they graduate to rehab, prison or obscurity.
Jamie Lynn Baby Bumpin'
Jamie Lynn Spears lil' bump is growin' y'all!
The 17-year-old Nickelodeon star spent her day in McComb, Mississippi studying for her SATs shopping.
Brit's unwed kid sister will reportedly debut the newest member of the Spears family sometime this summer.
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Finger It Like Baby Beckham
For Victoria Beckham's 34th birthday, her adorable three-year-old son Cruz flipped off paps as daddy David carried him out of the Pink Taco in L.A. on Thursday.
Baby's first pap smear!
Ashlee: Fake Singer, Fake Pic, Fake Ring?!
Mum-to-be Ashlee Simpson and her littlest groom Pete Wentz enjoyed a tender, Heidi & Spencer-esque staged moment in NYC on Wednesday -- to show off her giant diamond. Baby's first engagement ring!
Looks like the lip-synching phenom can finally call herself a rock star!
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Gisele to Bridget: First Your Man, Now Your Baby!
Listen carefully -- you can almost hear Bridget Moynahan's head exploding.
The folks over at Flynet snapped this pic of Gisele, Tom Brady and his son John in the Pacific Palisades yesterday.
How can she hold the kid in one hand and Brady's balls in the other?
That a Baby Bump or You Just Happy to See Me?!
At six months pregnant, Nicole Kidman looks like she just has a little gas buildup. *burp*
The glowing porcelain mom-to-be and her fetus' tantastic, flat-ironed and highlighted birth father, Keith Urban, couldn't look any happier about their pending indigestion baby on Monday.
Nicole is finally eating for one.
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It's Official -- Ashlee Is Dumber Than Jessica
UPDATE: Someone might want to clue Pete Wentz in, he's denying the whole thing to MTV.
Holy unwed mothers!
23-year-old lip-synching queen Ashlee Simpson is carrying fiance Pete Wentz's baby, or so says Us. Does anyone practice safe sex anymore?!
Ashlee -- whose father is a former Baptist minister -- apparently didn't save herself for marriage like big sis Jessica... she gave it away for free!
Family values are alive and well in Tinseltown!
Tori Spelling Tans Her Fetus
UVA & UVB rays aside, Tori Spelling really has that maternal glow!
Nearly eight-months preggers, Tori showed off her unborn curves poolside before a taping of her reality show on Tuesday.
Tori ain't letting a little thing like pregnancy stop her from being a bikini babe!