Baby Watch

Someone is going to part with megabucks for the first shots of Brangelina's twins, but if you want the snaps, you're also going to give up something else.

A source in the know tells TMZ that one of the conditions of getting the J-P twins' first pictures is that the winning mag is forbidden from using "Brangelina." Multiple sources tell us the couple hates the moniker -- but no one more than Angelina.

BTW -- the bidding is now at $16 million. Take that Levi Alves McConaughey.

On her honeymoon six weeks ago, Ash was barely showing -- now she's in full on maternal overload.

The lip-syncher's latest production drops in October.

No wonder Angie's giving birth every chance she gets.

We're hearing the whole thing was totally cloak and dagger. He checked into the hospital in Bend, Ore. under a fake name after going into labor early Monday morning and his room was sealed off, away from other expectant moms. The baby was delivered by C-section later that day.

The Fall Out baby mama is finally a big star.

While the unborn is due next month, if you were carrying Aiken's artificially inseminated, illegitimate, platonic love child -- would you want it to show?

Michael wasn't too happy to talk about his possible bastard daughter from an affair back in 1995 -- when he was still married to Dina -- but it's definitely time to get outta L.A. and get a freakin' paternity test already.

While Gwen rested her lovely pregnant bones, Gavin fingered the paps in a London park on Thursday.

Does he hold lil' Kingston with that hand?

Less than three weeks after her latest spawn was born, Tori and husbore Dean McDermott went out shopping for Ducati motorcycles on Thursday. Baby's first accident waiting to happen!

At this rate, it won't be long before little Stella Doreen is up ... and running with scissors!

TMZ spies tell us ever since the unwed teen mother gave birth last week, she's been staying at mom Lynne's Kentwood home -- which Britney paid for -- called Serenity. We're told even though JL and baby daddy Casey Aldridge bought a home in nearby Liberty, Miss., Jamie has decided to stay with Mama Spears because she's realized it ain't so easy raising a child ... especially, when you're still one yourself.

As far as Casey's living arrangements, we're told he goes back and forth between staying with Jamie Lynn and little Maddie Briann, and his folks' home. An adult mother's work is never done.

The two-year-old tyke threw a fit while out with his mom and siblings in NYC on Tuesday. If you think he's angry now, just wait until his pop teaches him how to drive!

We're just sayin'!

Before birthing her baby, Ms. Spears and her babydaddy test drove a shiny new pick-up truck at a dealership in McComb, Mississippi. Hopefully, unlike her big sis, Jamie Lynn will get her kid a car seat.

It's a good day when Brit Brit goes to the hospital without the need of a gurney or a 5150 hold.

On this trip, La Lopez and Marc Anthony actually went Dutch.