The Guy on "Designing Women": 'Memba Him?!

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Meshach Taylor became famous for playing delivery man Anthony Bouvier on the '80s TV series "Designing Women." Guess what he looks like now!

Mommy & Me: More Beautiful Than You

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Momgelina Jolie arrived in New York on Wednesday holding the only female more gorgeous than herself -- two-year-old daughter Shiloh Nouvel. Look at that face!

Being this cute is even more ridiculous than having Sarah Palin as a running mate.

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Fergie's Favorite Italian Dish

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After having dinner in London on Wednesday, Fergie couldn't resist staring at the geriatric gorgeousness that is 74-year-old Sophia Loren's ass. Buon appetito!

Despite looking about the same age, Fergie is actually 41 years younger than Ms. Loren.

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Madonna: The Definition of Beauty

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The only thing more painfully sculpted than Madonna's arms are her cheeks.

The facially gaunt 50-year-old attended Kabbalah services in NYC on Wednesday.

Despite all her spirituality, Madge is so vein.

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Susan Anton: 'Memba Her?!

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In the '70s and '80s, Susan Anton starred in movies like "Goldengirl," "Spring Fever" and "Cannonball Run 2" and dated actor Dudley Moore. Guess what she looks like now!

Eva Mendes: Ad Nauseam

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Eva Mendes' favorite magazines are the ones with her face on it.

But when you are as gorgeous as Eva, on any given month there's a pretty good chance your face is going to be plastered on at least some part of any magazine.

Elly May from "Beverly Hillbillies": 'Memba Her?!

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Donna Douglas became famous for playing Elly May Clampett on the '60s TV series "The Beverly Hillbillies." Guess what she looks like now!

Jennifer Aniston Is Must See T&A

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The 39-year-old bachelorette sunned her golden curves in Cabo on Monday.

How the hell does she manage to stay single looking so damn hot in a bikini?!

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Nadal's Killer Back ... Side

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While hanging out on a yacht in Spain this weekend, Spanish tennis ace Rafael Nadal made a complete ass of himself.

This is why he's ranked #1 in the world.

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Kirstie: Look Who's Fingering

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How many calories can you burn by flipping the bird?

Positively radiant Scientolobeauty Kirstie Alley, 57, got her daily cardio fix while out lunching in Hollywood on Sunday.

Albert Ingalls From "Little House": Memba Him?!

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Matthew Laborteaux gained semi-stardom playing Albert Ingalls on "Little House on the Prairie." Guess what he looks like now!

Guess Whose Celebuspawn This Is!

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This beautiful 21-year-old turned up at a NYC event recently and has some devilishly stylish genes. Can you guess who her famous momma is?!

Dottie from "Pee Wee's": 'Memba Her?!

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E.G. Daily is recognizable as Pee Wee Herman's love interest Dottie in the 1985 film "Pee Wee's Big Adventure." Guess what she looks like now!

Whoa Nelly!

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Rapper Nelly is armed and dangerously hot!

It's getting hot in herrre.

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Miss DiPesto from "Moonlighting": 'Memba Her?!

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Allyce Beasley is famous for playing Miss Agnes DiPesto alongside Bruce Willis and Cybill Shepherd on the '80s TV series "Moonlighting." Guess what she looks like now!

Newt from "Aliens": 'Memba Her?!

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Carrie Henn is recognizable for playing Newt in her only film role, the 1986 movie "Aliens." Guess what she looks like now!