The TRANSformation of Chyna Doll
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That's not Demi Moore as a bionic superhero -- it's reassembled wrestling train wreck, Joanie "Chyna Doll" Laurer. The Great Wall that is Chyna!
The 37-year-old former bodybuilder strutted down Robertson Blvd. last week, in her best female glamour drag! Dude looks like a lady!
Chyna really looks good -- for huh!
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Lindsay High -- On Love & Shopping!
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Clean, sober and holding hands with new beau Riley Giles, America's favorite former party girl, Lindsay Lohan, still enjoys one vice -- shopping! Old habits die hard.
With her newfound Utah entourage in tow, the rehabilitated blonde beauty lunched at a Salt Lake City branch of California Pizza Kitchen and hit up a local Best Buy, and then Victoria's Secret for some frilly unmentionables on Thursday. Shop 'til you drop!
Proving she really has changed her ways, the pap princess even shooed away photogs located outside the store. This is not your bartender's LiLo!
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Kendra Wilkinson Hits a Low Note
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When not posing nude, Hugh Hefner Plaything Kendra Wilkinson likes to expose her, er, signature style. It's working girl chic!
While the 22-year-old has been earning her keep by appearing on "Celebrity Rap Star," it's evident her "singing" isn't the only thing out of tune! Her jeans are painted on -- literally!
Kendra really does look like the girl next door -- to the Mustang Ranch!
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Nicole's Bikini: One Size Fits All
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Beautiful bulging mom-to-be Nicole Richie isn't letting her wombmate alter her wardrobe!
Despite being preggers, Nicole has been snapped wearing her old, unhealthy-looking-pre-baby-weight-gain Maya Ruffle bikini -- and it finally fits! Hallelujah!
A baby belly is a million times more attractive than a bag o' bones!
Sarah Jessica Parker: Pants Problem in the City
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A mousy-tressed Sarah Jessica Parker was all argyle on the set of "Sex and The City" yesterday. Clad only in a garish, electric blue sweatshirt and thigh-high socks, SJP seemed to have forgotten her bottoms! Then again, who hasn't forgotten a bottom or two?!
Sarah did a skirt-free strut through Central Park, in sky-high heels and a smile. Put on some pants!
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Diddy, Kim and the Twins Get Their Shop On
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Daddy Diddy was out in L.A. over the weekend with on/off girlfriend Kim Porter -- and this time he brought the twins!
TMZ filmed this video of the group, which included Kim's assistant, a nanny and Diddy's Suge Knight look-alike bodyguard. The family shopped at Lisa Kline Kids on Robertson Blvd., where the mogul dropped a cool $2,100 on his young babes, which he put on his black American Express card -- standard!
A source inside the store tells TMZ that Kim and Diddy picked out matching Juicy jumpsuits, Rachel Weissman baby hair accessories, and two Princess dining sets. The little ladies are getting an early start on their manners!
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Kate Moss Slums it Up
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Is that a supermodel or a nerdy ninny? Bad man magnet Kate Moss looked downright dowdy as she hung out with friends in St. John Woods, London, yesterday.
Great Kate's unwashed, pulled back hair, dull gray sweater and baggy, wrinkled plaid shirt made her look more like a little boy than a major model. Dress it up and fly right!
Juliette Lewis: Little Red Riding Loon
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The only thing more bizarre than Juliette Lewis -- her outfits! Cape Fear!
The 34-year-old singer/hatress arrived to a Rolling Stone party at Opera on Thursday, looking like an adorable scoop of red glittery crazy!
"The Other Sister" star rambled to paps about everyone's other favorite popnut, Britney Spears, saying, "I love that, that, that song 'Gimme More,' seriously!" With Jules on her side, maybe there is hope for Britney after all!
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Eww-ma Thurman
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Made up like an adult Punky Brewster, Uma Thurman hoboed through the streets of London on Thursday. Les Miserables!
The normally flawless 37-year-old statuesque blonde must be suffering from hysterical blindness, as she brought this thugged-out private school girl look across the pond. Bloody awful!
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David Gest Yuks It Up
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Michael Jackson's good friend, David Gest, enjoys dressing like little boys!
The 54-year-old expressionless Muppet arrived to a comedy award show in London on Thursday, all skater punked-out like a geriatric Pete Wentz. This ain't a scene -- it's a damn train wreck!
The former Mr. Minnelli was nominated for Funniest Looking Reality TV Person.
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Ashlee Simpson Co-opts Another Look
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While her music career has hit the Spears, Ashlee Simpson's borrowed look isn't in synch either!
With her emo boyfriend Pete Wentz's fashion influence in full force, the 22-year-old pseudo-singer was caught running errands in WeHo Monday, decked out in her best Benny and Joon, Matt Drudge, Risky Business, Blues Brother, Mary-Kate bag lady drag! Pieces of me!
What an original!
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Kanye's Urkel Moment
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"Did I do that?!" Yes, you did, Kanye!
Awards show crybaby Kanye West, with fiancee Alexis Phifer, busted out his best Urkel look at the Dior fashion show in Paris on Monday. Family matters!
Right now ... he can't get much wronger!
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Mr. Olympia Finalist's Teeny Weeny ... Bikini
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Oh the beauty that is the natural male form -- shaved smooth, sprayed brown and pumped beyond all recognition into an emasculating neon-blue mankini! Gorge!
The Mr. Olympia Bodybuilding Finals were held this weekend in Las Vegas, and finalist Gustavo Badell showed off all his big muscles -- and a little one too!
Working out can only do so much.
Alexis Arquette Gets All Dolled Up!
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While at a reality TV event this weekend, "Surreal Life" star Alexis Arquette exposed her, um, playful side by holding a stuffed teddy bear to her breast. Pretty in pink!
Looking like one of Bret Michael's "Rock of Love" rejects, the 38-year-old transmessual darling dazzled in her '80s glam rock hooker chic! This gal is a real head turner!
It's not easy being a handsome woman!
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"Sure Stevie, You Can Wear That to Mr. Chow"
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Entertainment giant Stevie Wonder dined at Mr. Chow again last night -- wearing a tracksuit!
Who's telling him what people are wearing to fancy restaurants in Beverly Hills? Are they blind?
Of course, he's the genius Stevie Wonder, and can wear what he damn pleases!
Carrie Bradshaw: Sox and the City
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As if giant flowers weren't bad enough, "Sex and the City" star Sarah Jessica Parker is now looking to inspire forty-year-old women across the country to wear ... thigh-high stockings! Little Middle-Aged Orphan Carrie!
While shooting the SATC movie in Manhattan this weekend, the 42-year-old alleged fashion plate's ridiculous half-gloves, Hester Prynn shoes and schoolgirl thigh-highs hit a new low!
If this keeps up, the only thing Carrie Bradshaw will need to wear is a straitjacket!